I’ve been glued to the tv following the “Occupy” movements spreading worldwide. I’m usually a pacifist but I’ve decided to do my part and
Occupy Fleet Street. I mean, have you seen the price of enemas?? It’s crazy! C’mon, greedy corporate overlords. We all know that Fleet enemas are just water and sodium phosphates to act as stool softeners. A twin pack costs $1.90! What do they cost to produce, a quarter? Quit fucking pornstars up their daisy-fresh asses.
Porn people unite! Meet me on Fleet Street and let’s stop this shit!
