No, no, no! The Japanese are doing it all wrong! I don't know if it's because they mess up the "N's" or what, but I'm talking real, Belusconi-style Bunga Bunga Parties! Babes with Brazilians dancing in high heels. Music, drinking, dancing.....the millionaire's lifestyle that porn lied to me about years ago, promising that I, too, could get an invite.
Now someone get in touch with Tori Black and see when she is free. I want to put this together for this Friday, if possible.