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#539584 - 01/05/12 06:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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100 Feather DE blades.
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#539649 - 01/06/12 07:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I've always been fascinated by absinthe, but I've never tried it. For whatever stupid reason, I have a couple of spoons. I like weird rituals like that. What "effect" does absinthe have?


Check this link out and read about it.
http://www.stgeorgespirits.com/st-george-absinthe-verte/

This is the only kind I'd ever recommend. It's made with a real concoction of herbs. Although the whole hype of 'seeing' the green fairy is not what wormwood does. Read about it. Absinthe is just rather high alcohol content of about 60% by volume. And an array of acquired flavors not appreciated by many. smile


Absinthe is very good. It is just another liquor. The whole banning of it is centuries old and was based on the fact that, in France it started to compete heavily with wine. The wine makers got the government to ban it so they could protect their market. The ban seemed to spread to other countries with stories that it was a drug. The whole halucination thing is not true. The people that claim visions were just drunk.

I like it done the czech way- Pour some over a sugar cube, using a slotted spoon, into a small liquor glass. When done flame the sugar cube till it melts about 1/2 way. Then blow it out, drop it into the drink and mix it. It adds a little warm sweetness to the drink. Repeat about a dozen times- then you might see the green fairy!

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#539700 - 01/06/12 12:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: butterman]
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Graphing calculator for $150.00 on Amazon



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#539807 - 01/06/12 09:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Because I didn't sneak VC Andrews from anyone when I was a kid like I was supposed to...

at The Strand bookstore in The Village. All hardcover originals:

-My Sweet Audrina $2
-Flowers in the Attic $2
-Heaven $2

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#539808 - 01/06/12 10:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Pulp fiction. And some kiwi, maybe in exchange for another recent pic to convince the board of transformation without odd CGI robots. If there's anything to it. She's got Jimbo on a string.

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#539809 - 01/06/12 10:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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My twitter and also the iwasheatherpink blog have recent pics of me from this week.

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#539811 - 01/06/12 10:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#539812 - 01/06/12 10:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo


Well, I did live in Harlem for a month. Bwahaha so funny she has same name as me!

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#539813 - 01/06/12 10:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo


Shhh. One of my CGI robots malfunctioned.

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#539974 - 01/08/12 07:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Delphi EGR valve for my K1500.
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#539975 - 01/08/12 07:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Some N.Y. strip steaks on sale 4.99 a pound. Some Noir body spray and shower gel at Bath and Body. About 30 bucks.
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#540032 - 01/08/12 12:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Some Noir body spray and shower gel at Bath and Body. About 30 bucks.


Hahahaha. Sucker.

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#540060 - 01/08/12 04:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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What do you wear "Eau de Feces" ? Smell like a skunk that came out of another skunks ass ?
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#540077 - 01/08/12 07:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Any kind of body spray is disgusting.

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#540084 - 01/08/12 07:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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What gives with the body spray? If you are male and deodorant isn't cutting it for you there are unscented 48 (!) hour antiperspirants.

There is absolutely no reason to assault the senses of those around you with perfume.

If someone can explain the appeal of this stuff I'm listening.
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#540085 - 01/08/12 08:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
What do you wear "Eau de Feces" ? Smell like a skunk that came out of another skunks ass ?

Old Spice Classic

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#540088 - 01/08/12 08:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Quote:
What do you wear "Eau de Feces" ? Smell like a skunk that came out of another skunks ass ?


No, I think Panzer means the bathing is for suckers.

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#540090 - 01/08/12 08:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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One of these flexible bottles

No real special reason aside from I was drawn to the gimmick of it. You can freeze it as well as use it to hold boiling hot liquid.
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#540097 - 01/08/12 09:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Quote:
What do you wear "Eau de Feces" ? Smell like a skunk that came out of another skunks ass ?


No, I think Panzer means the bathing is for suckers.

What I meant is that Noir line at Bath & Body Works is for suckers. Just you standard run-of-the-mill scents at inflated prices.

If you want something good then try Zest bodywash. They dont sell these everywhere. The blue one is my favorite, it smells like ocean apples.


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#540110 - 01/08/12 10:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Blood Wake for Xbox for $3.50 shipped

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#540113 - 01/08/12 10:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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What system will you be playing Blood Wake for Xbox on?
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#540114 - 01/08/12 10:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Bodywash is for suckers. It's like buying pre-cooked bacon. God gave you two hands and therefore the God-given ability to make your own bodywash from a bar of soap. You kids these days still remember soap, don't you?

Honestly I don't know what's wrong with people these days.

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#540119 - 01/08/12 11:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
What system will you be playing Blood Wake for Xbox on?

3-siddy

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#540120 - 01/08/12 11:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Bodywash is for suckers. It's like buying pre-cooked bacon. God gave you two hands and therefore the God-given ability to make your own bodywash from a bar of soap. You kids these days still remember soap, don't you?

Honestly I don't know what's wrong with people these days.

Soap is for suckers. Liquid is the shit.

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#540121 - 01/08/12 11:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Dirty Al
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
What system will you be playing Blood Wake for Xbox on?

3-siddy


No you wont.

How will you play Blood Wake on a Xbox 360 if it isn't one of the games that is backwards compatible with the 360? You've again shown what a clueless bastard you are. I hope you can't cancel your order or return the game.

Here's a tip. You can't play Super Nintendo cartridges on your Playstation either.
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#540124 - 01/08/12 11:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
What do you wear "Eau de Feces" ? Smell like a skunk that came out of another skunks ass ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iieke7SU2RI&feature=player_embedded

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#540126 - 01/09/12 12:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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curtains . curtain rod. shower curtain. and the best of Jane Curtain on dvd. k not the last one.
At the new giant IKEA they built here. Chinese people smell terrible btw...
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#540127 - 01/09/12 12:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I also think, Alex, if you're going to watch a black man shower, the Old Spice Guy is definitely the way to go. Accept no substitutes.

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#540131 - 01/09/12 01:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$30 at Trader Joe in Cobble Hill. aka Gobble Hill

4 $3.99 pre-made salads. (I know I'm too lazy to make salads lately, so better this than no salad)
3 mangos $4
bag of granny smith apples $4
2 litres water $1
1 hair conditioner (I use it as shaving cream) $3
Dark chocolate/peanutbutter cups $4

CVS $7 Deep burgandy black hair color by Feria
I used a $3 off coupon.

NYC MTA $29 Unlimited rides for 1 week

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#540146 - 01/09/12 07:49 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I use the body spray very lightly. Smells nice that's all. Alex, I use the zest too. It is good stuff !
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#540153 - 01/09/12 10:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
. Chinese people smell terrible btw...
Then just eat the rice.
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#540159 - 01/09/12 12:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Originally Posted By: Dirty Al
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
What system will you be playing Blood Wake for Xbox on?

3-siddy


No you wont.

How will you play Blood Wake on a Xbox 360 if it isn't one of the games that is backwards compatible with the 360? You've again shown what a clueless bastard you are. I hope you can't cancel your order or return the game.

Here's a tip. You can't play Super Nintendo cartridges on your Playstation either.

I thought that Xbox 360 is backward-compatible with all Xbox games

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#540161 - 01/09/12 12:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Wrong as always. I regret not waiting until you bought more Xbox games to inform you of this.
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#540179 - 01/09/12 03:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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I never understood body-washes either. By definition, you are washing. When you finish washing you should be clean with no smell. If you still smell, even like a barrel of fresh cut apples, after showering you're probably not doing it right.

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#540187 - 01/09/12 04:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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New Glacier Bay toilet.
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#540200 - 01/09/12 04:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I don't dig body wash. I use body spray instead of deodorant/antiperspirant, cause that stuff gives me a rash under my pits.
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#540202 - 01/09/12 05:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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^ Exactly ! I get big knots under my arms from antiperspirant !
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#540206 - 01/09/12 05:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: faceblaster]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
New Glacier Bay toilet.


Cheap. Should have got a Toto. The cheap low-flows do not work consistently. Now Brandon does not have that problem as Canada still allows the 3 gallon/flush toilets. We used to order them from Canada for our clients.

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#540212 - 01/09/12 05:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Generizer Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
$30 at Trader Joe in Cobble Hill. aka Gobble Hill

4 $3.99 pre-made salads. (I know I'm too lazy to make salads lately, so better this than no salad)
3 mangos $4
bag of granny smith apples $4
2 litres water $1
1 hair conditioner (I use it as shaving cream) $3
Dark chocolate/peanutbutter cups $4

CVS $7 Deep burgandy black hair color by Feria
I used a $3 off coupon.

NYC MTA $29 Unlimited rides for 1 week


Oh my goodness I miss those dark chocolate peanut butter cups!!! And the dark chocolate almond clusters *drool*

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#540213 - 01/09/12 06:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Generizer Offline
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I bought Girlvert - $18 to read. Never thought I'd ever finish a book in less than a day. That's a first! Gotta support one of the naughtiest porno queens out there! I'm in awe. More respect for her and wish I had more time to get to know her during all those times we were on set together. And OH HOW OBLIVIOUS I was to the porno world LOL Good times. smile

Jenna's How To Make Love Like A Porn Star - $22

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#540217 - 01/09/12 06:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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In wife swapping you get the chance to use a lot of strangers showers. Lots of folks hung up on body washes. Yuck. They feel like a film on your skin that just won't wash off. Gave me the creepy crawlies until I get to a real shower with real soap.
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#540227 - 01/09/12 06:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I hate bar soap and only use liquid body washes and liquid soaps. It is excellent that there are so many scents to choose from on the market, because anyone can find something that they like.

Bath & Body Works has many scents to choose from: seasonal classics and ongoings. Every now and then they discontinue low-performing scents and introduce new ones. Their scents are cheap (to make) but they are effective.

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#540229 - 01/09/12 07:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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Effective at what? Proving you are incapable of rinsing your body properly or for some reason choosing to leave some oily film on your skin after a shower?

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#540230 - 01/09/12 07:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
Jerkules Offline
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See how hairy that fucker is? No water or soap contacts his skin, he just washes and conditions his coat.
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#540232 - 01/09/12 08:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Vintage Enema Catalog on eBay for $97.00:



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#540234 - 01/09/12 08:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
Steezo Offline
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
The cheap low-flows do not work consistently.


I shoulda kept the old toilets when my house was being remodeled. I'm convinced the architect or one of the builders kept them for their own house. Those old-timey toilets might have wasted water, but I could eat a Mexican fiesta-worth of food without clogging them. Ay Caramba! Plus Alaska has a ton of water, so who cares?

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#540237 - 01/09/12 08:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Toto's g-maxes are where it's at. Only 1.5 gallons/flush and they work. Nothing fancy like air pressure they just dump all the water at once.

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#540240 - 01/09/12 09:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Some more vintage enema magazines that I was curious to see about what is inside and how the layout it laid out. I don't plan on keep them for long time, just want to masturbate a little bit and then resell them at a profit:









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#540244 - 01/09/12 09:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I don't dig body wash. I use body spray instead of deodorant/antiperspirant, cause that stuff gives me a rash under my pits.


Use deodorant NOT containing talc, propolyne glycol, and mineral oil. These are all very toxic.

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#540246 - 01/09/12 10:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Quote:
Oh my goodness I miss those dark chocolate peanut butter cups!!! And the dark chocolate almond clusters *drool*


I don't like the almond one. I hate nuts unless they're grinded finely like to use as crust in raw baked goods.

Why don't you eat the dark chocolate pb cups and such anymore?

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