Just asking questions that need to be asked. Jon Stewart does it 4 nights a week. One would think I would enjoy some freedom of speech given that I've paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes. It's funny how I have all the obligations of a real business yet very few of the benefits. Every American agency I've dealt with gladly took my money without question. When I needed a break to continue doing business, all I heard were crickets chirping. I even had the pleasure of paying thousands more to go through the process of telling me to go fuck myself. That's like billing a Death Row inmate for the electricity he uses in the chair. Wow.

One hundred years from now, China will rule the world economically and people will study America's decline from global prominence. I am going to start taking Mandarin. You should, too.