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#530813 - 09/30/11 08:38 AM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Porn Jesus
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How about Jersey Nov 4-6 during Exxxotica? Loser has to walk the floor in a dress and heels. Lexi Belle can ref, if she can count to 10.
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#530815 - 09/30/11 09:23 AM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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1) Would you prefer New York or Boston?
2) Standard boxing rules are fine with me. Three rounds, three minutes each. I'll also try to get someone at the gym who can ref.
3) Do you want a weekend or weekday?
4) Glove weight, do you have any preference?
5) I am happy to sign a waiver re you as long as you are willing to do the same and have JB or someone else neutral hold the waivers since we will of course be signing with our real names.
6) You may of course bring someone to corner you.
7) No filming, or picture taking. hey pchase....given ryans "tendencies" and in regards to rule 6 you should probably specify which side up the stool should be placed in his corner. also....make sure ryan knows the exact definition of low blow. i'm sure no one there would want to see ryan spit out his mouthpiece and try to suck you off through your shorts when he gets behind in the fight.
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#530818 - 09/30/11 09:49 AM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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Go get him Ryan, You have our good wishes. Ryan is a force to be reckoned with: he's younger, taller and heavier than Brandon the Magnificent and hence paperchase is gonna get even harder beating. BI's StatsAge 43
Height 5 feet, 6 inches (168 cm)
Weight 154 lbs (70 kg)
Age 32
Height 6 feet, 0 inches (183 cm)
Weight 178 lbs (81 kg)
Edited by Ekarth22 (09/30/11 09:50 AM)
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#530821 - 09/30/11 10:01 AM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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Loser has to walk the floor in a dress and heels. No, the looser has to get his ass banged bareback by a Brazillian Tranny without AIM test And I wish that Paperchase looses the tournament.
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#530836 - 09/30/11 04:37 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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huh?. Hi Ryan, first to fight me you must establish to Lou Cypher that it is you and not Brandon making the offer. Secondly since you are the challenger you may fly to New York City/Long Island on your own dime where we can get a ring. My schedule is open for mid november, please tell me if that works for you. Mid-November is fine for me...i'd prefer tomorow but it sounds like you're all booked up 'til then. How's drywalling the new McDonalds working out for you, anyway? you already replied and agreed to a fight according to p-chases stipulations. either you're posting on the drugs AGAIN or you have a shared account that you're not in control of. NO ONE is going to buy a ticket to NY for you. Not even for your funeral putz. and why would anyone buy a ticket to ny for raperface when he practically lives there??? seriously ryan...either get off that shit or try and know what the fuck you're talking about when you sign on here. this shit is embarrassing even for you.
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#530842 - 09/30/11 05:16 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/11/11
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Loc: texas
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1) Would you prefer New York or Boston?
2) Standard boxing rules are fine with me. Three rounds, three minutes each. I'll also try to get someone at the gym who can ref.
3) Do you want a weekend or weekday?
4) Glove weight, do you have any preference?
5) I am happy to sign a waiver re you as long as you are willing to do the same and have JB or someone else neutral hold the waivers since we will of course be signing with our real names.
6) You may of course bring someone to corner you.
7) No filming, or picture taking. hey pchase....given ryans "tendencies" and in regards to rule 6 you should probably specify which side up the stool should be placed in his corner. also....make sure ryan knows the exact definition of low blow. i'm sure no one there would want to see ryan spit out his mouthpiece and try to suck you off through your shorts when he gets behind in the fight. Loucipher, you are right. Because of Ryan Knox's formal employment by Kink, as splooge mope, he associates being hit at the prelude to some sort of twisted sexual encounter. I promise to fight clean but if he starts having a fleshback/flashback and goes homo all over the ring, my corner will be instructed to use a tazer to make sure this contest remains a family friendly event. "Dont taze me bro" what kind of fight we talking about...a real fight?? or sum shyt with rules?
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#530843 - 09/30/11 05:17 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Find something better to do with your time. admission of self worthlessness or a cry to make the bad man stop?. you decide. and if you haven't noticed...i'm back.
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#530848 - 09/30/11 07:41 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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you(or the other YOU that had control of your account at the time) accepted the time and therein the place.
it's on you to own up to the who did what now. you're either fighting p-chase or losing the account.
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#530851 - 09/30/11 07:53 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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count on messages to be fired off to steve anytime now btw..
it's what happens when this type of account gets pinned to the floor.
did i mention i'm back?. i always liked it when i came back. anyone else notice i'm back?.
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#530854 - 09/30/11 08:54 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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I agreed to only mid-november..I did not agree to financing a trip to New York...you posed the challenge and I accepted. If you cannot provide transportation then you can come to LA. Either way I'm in. If we can't move forward from there then you can run along faggot. Remember Ryan how I first said: "I've already offered several times to meet you in the ring Brandon, and each time you've wussed. You would have to pay people who were more capable then you. Hmmm, you also have to pay for sex, I'm seeing a trend here." Then you said: "I'll meet you in the ring you slack-jawed, cock cleaning beeyatch.." At the time you so rudely interrupted me, I was pointing out to Brandon that he had never agreed to any of my previous challenges, so I could not take his intent to do me bodily harm seriously, unless he were to hire someone more competent in violence then himself. At that very point, you were the one to issue an unprompted challenge to me, Paperchase. *sigh* If you got Brandon to remove his hand from your rectum or to keep it there full time, your posts would at least be consistent instead of possessing their strange disoriented quality. Or maybe it's whatever drugs you are presently ingesting. Ryan can't afford drugs anymore, he is just marinated in piss and cum drunk.Poor little twink that he is.
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#530855 - 09/30/11 10:23 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
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Ryan, you are the challenger here, so you travel. You already agreed to this. Ryan is right. Paperchase, you're the one so desperate to fight with people. So you pay the ticket cost for Ryan or fly to his place in LA.
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#530859 - 09/30/11 10:46 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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count on messages to be fired off to steve anytime now btw..
it's what happens when this type of account gets pinned to the floor.
did i mention i'm back?. i always liked it when i came back. anyone else notice i'm back?. i noticed lou.only good things can come from it like the banning of ekarth.
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#530861 - 09/30/11 10:55 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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i noticed lou.only good things can come from it like the banning of ekarth. I cannot be banned for I've the official patronage of Brandon the Magnificent IRON.
Edited by Ekarth22 (09/30/11 11:01 PM)
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#530863 - 09/30/11 11:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Ya know Lou, announcing your back to try and get attention is almost as bad as Paperchase putting his own words in the Quote of the Day thread. Or that BDM kid putting Paleolithic porn in my Hottest Picture thread. No one around here gonna genuflect and offer to suck your asshole.
You fucking old timers might as well follow the Fatman's lead and stay the fuck away. This joint has been taken over by the new breed of poster, Me, Ekarth, Figgs and a couple Irons hating alts. If you don't like it, you better learn to love it.
Bunch of fucking ghost mods and remember whens. Suck my balls!
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#530885 - 10/01/11 08:33 AM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Registered: 10/19/06
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it's just his way of saying he missed me....it's all good.
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#530887 - 10/01/11 09:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Lou, how ya doin? When did you get here?
I was a little liquored up and felt like letting the anger flow to cleanse my soul....what's left of it anyway. I figured mentioning Ekarth as New Breed, would be the tell that I was fucking around.
Did Panzer get re-boxed? Squirrely wierdo hasn't been around in a while.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#530963 - 10/02/11 03:18 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Lou, how ya doin? When did you get here?
I was a little liquored up and felt like letting the anger flow to cleanse my soul....what's left of it anyway. I figured mentioning Ekarth as New Breed, would be the tell that I was fucking around.
Did Panzer get re-boxed? Squirrely wierdo hasn't been around in a while. He probably got busted picking up a tranny hooker or for one of his retail fraud scams.
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#530966 - 10/02/11 04:14 PM
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i didn't ban him and i'm not putting in the effort to see if anyone else did so there ya go. question answered.
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#530969 - 10/02/11 04:23 PM
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I am willing to partially finance Greyhound bus tickets for both parties to meet in the geographical center of the U.S. Will someone please be so kind as to find out where that is? (Not the population center of the US, which was an answer on Jeopardy last week.) really?. you were barely able to mail a dvd to moronboy in kansas or wherever he's from and you struggle to live in the country you were exiled to so quit trying to make this entire board about you. it's getting old.
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#531029 - 10/03/11 05:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That's quite possibly the gheyest thing you've ever posted.
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#531032 - 10/03/11 05:21 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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I am willing to partially finance Greyhound bus tickets for both parties to meet in the geographical center of the U.S. Will someone please be so kind as to find out where that is? (Not the population center of the US, which was an answer on Jeopardy last week.) really?. you were barely able to mail a dvd to moronboy in kansas or wherever he's from and you struggle to live in the country you were exiled to so quit trying to make this entire board about you. it's getting old. Oh, boo hoo to you, Lou. Quit clicking on all threads Iron. My popularity eclipses you.
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#531034 - 10/03/11 05:37 PM
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you already tried that approach with mr 2cit and what you've failed to realize TWICE is that we're supposed to click on all threads, halfwit.
that being said i appreciate your popularity because it pays some bills at JM. not enough to keep this board in the black but just enough to keep you listed as an asset...for now.
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#531093 - 10/04/11 01:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What will you buy with that check this time? Some cheese and crackers or a couple doughnuts and a cup of coffee at Tim Hortons like last time?
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#531143 - 10/05/11 10:55 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Wiki
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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Did I say comeback program? I meant chargeback program. I'm making money these days by purchasing high-end goods, disputing the charges, and selling the stuff to local pawn shops. Man you're my hero. You're the Genius of all Geniuses ever born.
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#531164 - 10/06/11 03:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Don't talk about your mother like that just because her pussy stinks a bit. The only thing she has ever said to me in the heat of passion is “MOAR FIST!”.
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#531182 - 10/07/11 06:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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What he really means by that post is that he wishes there were two of you so you could sandwich him.
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#531192 - 10/07/11 05:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Shouldn't we be comparing you to other guys that unload trucks on third shift?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#531414 - 10/09/11 08:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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At this point you may as well start a new track. Start on the left arm. Heroin is cheaper and more deadly than meth, so use that.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#531421 - 10/10/11 12:34 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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hey Brandon tell me one thing that all of us are curious to know....
One day when you take over all the big porn production houses like Brazzers,Hustler, Vivid and playboy...
What changes will you make in porn production ?
Edited by Ekarth22 (10/10/11 12:34 AM)
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#531422 - 10/10/11 12:35 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Amen to that. Brandon can NEVER lose!
Edited by Ekarth22 (10/10/11 01:16 AM)
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#531554 - 10/12/11 05:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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hey Brandon tell me one thing that all of us are curious to know....
One day when you take over all the big porn production houses like Brazzers,Hustler, Vivid and playboy...
What changes will you make in porn production ? I will be a benevolent dictator who will pay John Travolta to fly Larry Flynt around in his private jet. As a way of paying homage to the great porn of the 70's, I will have several contract girls as stewardesses who will only say, "Coffee, tea, or me?"....and they will mean it. Like the President, Mr. Flynt will have a briefcase with launch codes with him at all times. As soon as the last 1% of consumers stop paying for porn, the codes will be entered and the internet will cease to exist.
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