Your poem is factually incorrect for I suck dicks of
feminine shemales only. If you want to write a poem about myself, it should be something like this-
Oldman Ekarth loved some shemale, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Sucked a Vaniity here and a Kimber James there,
Assfucked a Bianca here and a Carla Novaes there,
Oldman Ekarth did'em all, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!