Oldman Brandon had an Iron, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
And with that Iron he fucked Virgin Teens, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With a defloration here, and a pregnancy there,
Spawned a bastard here and a bastard there,
Oldman Brandon made his army, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

Oldman Brandon Had an Iron, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
And with that Iron he went to Hollywood, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Done a JLo here, and a Jolie there,
Sodomized a Lohan here and a Hilton there,
Banged a Kidman here and a Winslet there
With a paparazzi here and a paparazzi there,
Oldman Brandon fucked them all, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Then he uploaded pix on facebook, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With a "thumbs up" here and a "thumbs up" there
Oldman Brandon made new friends, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

Oldman Brandon Had a dream, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
And with that dream he fought election, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With an Army here and facebook friends there,
Got a "yes vote" here and a "yes vote" there,
Oldman Brandon became President, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

Oldman Brandon became President, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With a decree here and a decree there,
President Brandon deported his critiques, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Gone a paperchase here and a Superloads there,
Gone a jerkules here and a fiend there,
Gone a pipedream here and a have2cit there,
President Brandon sent them all to Gulag, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

President Brandon nationalized Porn companies, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Took over a Brazzer here and a Vivid there,
Got a playboy here and a Hustler there,
He became CEO of them all, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!


The Poem is not over. It's going to be lengthy like Odyssey and Iliad so just wait and watch for the next parts of this #EPIC POEM.

good enough...your account is now the hands of one frank figgs... if frank doesnt like what he sees then it gets edited or deleted as he sees fit via pm to me.

There was a poster Ekarth twenty-two,
Out of the closet, we all knew.
Upon Brandon he would drool,
He wanted to suck his tool,
And everything he posted really blew.

Does your asshole hurt?

No, but my nuts itch.

chuck i think you've found your thing....and with franks say so that will be ekarths sig line. this almost has an "it takes a village" feel doesn't it?.

you normally query other dudes like that?.

I need to know who I'm talking to.

Reminds me of the dog park.

your "need" is sending a bad message. maybe tone down the disrespect, yes?.

You're just an asshole.

-Tina Cheri, Gag Factor 2

because i blew a gaping hole in your paper thin intellect or are you basing that statement on my history here?.

Your poem is factually incorrect for I suck dicks of feminine shemales only. If you want to write a poem about myself, it should be something like this-



Anyways here goes the next Stanza of my #EPIC poem about Brandon and his Magnificent IRON.

Oldman Brandon worked for CIA, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With a phone-tapping here and waterboarding there,
Done an assassination here and a coup-De-tat there,
He secured peace and freedom for ya all, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

You are what you are.

Young 'uns

okay who lobotomized knox?. goddammit he had at least 3 more weeks of lame comebacks before he was to be put down...

Son, I suggest you need to eat some pussy. It will cure you of your sick thoughts. Consider it.

just pm figgs and alert him to how you want that post to read from now on.

Ecrap is powerless and unmanageable. I'm hoping pussy will be a power greater than himself. Dude needs laid, bad.

dude needs laid indeed but what he's getting as an overlord is the tit fucking champ of socal. frank fucken figgs.

Thankful here that my program allows me to choose my own H.P.

You are castrated because you're in the sex offender database.

it's tired and i'm late so one question to the both of ya...

huh?.

H.P. is Higher Power. The other post makes no sense. His momma will drag him off for breakfast soon enough.

In EKarth22's case, more like it takes a couple of missing chromosomes.

And what have I done to call for a ban talk? Is this section not meant for talking about Brandon only?

No matter what thread I or anyone makes here on this board on any subject, you guys just come up and divert the subject with your same old cliched Brandon talk.

You all find me irritating because of my constant Brandon talk, look at yourself in the mirror. I find you all irritating because of your constant Brandon talk.

If you people want to me stop trolling around, I'll gladly do so myself provided that you all swear not to mention Brandon directly or indirectly outside the threads titled with his name. Do all the hate talk and venom spitting you want in any thread but do it while sticking to the thread subject without dragging Brandon in each and every topic.

Frankly speaking *outside my troll character* I don't give dime about Brandon or his dick or whether he lives in Canada or comes in America. I don't recall seeing any of his movies. Whatever I speak about him is only to irritate you people because you've been irritating me and a thousands of silent members on this board with your non-stop Brandon-bashing talk.

Where are the good old days when people used to make threads on diverse subjects? Where are the days when members used to debate, discuss, fight and troll on diverse subjects - not just this monotonous Brandon Iron crap.

For the same reason I go back look at the old threads to get some time pass reading pleasure and I bump some of them.

How come this forum died out?

I heard Higher Power and thought someone was trying to reach me. Yes?

lolz but I tried to make peace. I shall be remembered as the troll with a golden heart just like how Julia Roberts was a whore with a golden heart.
My act has earned me the title of Merciful Lord Ekarth of trannyvile and trollistan.

Brandon is the only whore that posts here. XPT'ers like to give whores a hard time. End of story.

Ofcourse There are whores with golden hearts. seems you've not watched Pretty Woman, the Independence day, Jonah Hex,Crime and Punishment, Shoot 'Em Up and Sin City.

You've proved your un-patriotism by not seeing the Independence day and failing to notice Will-Smith's hooker g/f with golden heart in it .

please refer to the fourth stanza of my first post in this thread.

i pmed lou but i guess he hasnt been back on yet.just wait lil buddy.

isn't it?... you'll have to ask frank what kind of treats it like from now on.

Good man Figgs. A treat for you:

TITTIES ON GLASS

Higher power? You make a hobbit look like Wilt Fucking Chamberlain

I am short with no power. So??

It would be interesting for everyone to stop posting with any alts for just one week to see how many people actually post here. Can't trust you fukkers to do that though I suppose.

I post under one name and one name only.

Whores lie.

but whores help people get laid.

www.calgarytna.com $300

Opening an agency?

No but there are many beautiful ladies there. Can someone please lend me $300?

I notice the lack of new additions to the Starfish thread. Is it safe to assume you have returned to Canuckistan?

I had to do a midnight move after maxing out my ATM and credit cards. I hope some people can translate the IOUs I left.

that would be I owe yous btw. i'm all for Bi doing his thing and making a living at it but we share no business relationship.

We share no relationship. I ignore the one you have with me in your head. It's a fantasy that will never come true.

Looking forward to your new flick Brandon.