Oldman Brandon had an Iron, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
And with that Iron he fucked Virgin Teens, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With a defloration here, and a pregnancy there,
Spawned a bastard here and a bastard there,
Oldman Brandon made his army, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

Oldman Brandon Had an Iron, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
And with that Iron he went to Hollywood, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Done a JLo here, and a Jolie there,
Sodomized a Lohan here and a Hilton there,
Banged a Kidman here and a Winslet there
With a paparazzi here and a paparazzi there,
Oldman Brandon fucked them all, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Then he uploaded pix on facebook, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With a "thumbs up" here and a "thumbs up" there
Oldman Brandon made new friends, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

Oldman Brandon Had a dream, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
And with that dream he fought election, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With an Army here and facebook friends there,
Got a "yes vote" here and a "yes vote" there,
Oldman Brandon became President, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

Oldman Brandon became President, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
With a decree here and a decree there,
President Brandon deported his critiques, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Gone a paperchase here and a Superloads there,
Gone a jerkules here and a fiend there,
Gone a pipedream here and a have2cit there,
President Brandon sent them all to Gulag, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!

President Brandon nationalized Porn companies, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!
Took over a Brazzer here and a Vivid there,
Got a playboy here and a Hustler there,
He became CEO of them all, EE-YA-EE-YA-YO!


The Poem is not over. It's going to be lengthy like Odyssey and Iliad so just wait and watch for the next parts of this #EPIC POEM.