I've never had any kind of an encounter with Sammura, who you claim is a good friend but whose name you misspell more frequently than your own.

Your pathetic attempt to enlist a woman to fight your battles for you is duly noted, Swammmi, as is your constant rekindling of flame wars with people who haven't deigned (look that one up) to acknowledge your presence in weeks. This is exactly what I was trying to tell you about--the flaming, that is, not the hiding behind a chick part.