Dear uncle,
From that wooooo cry of yours, i recon you missed me very much and are very excited to see me again But I think you forgot to put on your reading glasses- again. I was asking about actresses.

And for the uncle sam... well once upon a time he used to have biggest cock but Iraq,Afghanistan and the recession has taken away all the strength and virility from that big cock and now Uncle Sam's cock is just like Ron's Jeremy : fat BUT limp.

So right now the biggest, baddest, meanest, fattest and strongest cock is in Canada and his name is Brandon's Magnificent IRON.