CPS/TSA/DHS/ATF/NSA/DARPA/ATT/APPLE/STATE/DOJ/FRB/DOD/CIA/FOX NEWZ/CNN/NYPD Hercules Units/City of Austin Water Utility/Perry/Obama... They all want his precious bodily fluids. Coincidentally, they all own black helicopters, want to manhandle his genitals in search of Bolivian marching powder, and want to push their fiat money down his patriot throat! He's probably on a Bernanke-managed hit list, too... At night, Fed and German Central Bank officials slink into his bedroom and exchange his Krugerrands, American Eagles and Napoleons for smelly $20 dollar bills and regular DM banknotes.