I have a stock tip for you, Jerkules. When a stock index drops by 20% or more, it's referred to as a bear market. Now, this doesn't mean you get to go shopping for hairy, rotund, leather-wearing men. It means that the economy is going into recession. Way to go, America! You made sure to bail out the folks on Wall Street just before you really stuck it to your ever-diminishing middle class.

Show me what democracy looks like!
This is what democracy looks like!

In other news....
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