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#530793 - 09/30/11 01:10 AM Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart
Ekarth22 Offline
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Each Picture worth thousand words.
This is a proof that even after retirement Brandon can still afford to go on vacation to anywhere he wants, Netherlands, Peru, France anywhere, unlike his critiques here.

Brandon stimulating Peruvian economy by purchasing hats from local vendor

This could have happen to American economy as well, had yall not been so shortsighted to see the awesomeness of Brandon's Magnificent IRON and his visionary entrepreneurial skills. Also see the blushing smile on face of that lady like a fan-girl meeting Elvis Priestly. Now it is proven beyond doubt that America cannot cum out of recession unless Brandon cums to America.

Next Photo: Brandon winning hearts and minds of Peruvian People

What Americans failed to do in Vietnaam, Iraq and Afghanistan: Brandon is doing here effortlessly: Winning hearts and minds of local people. The locals even requested Brandon the Magnificent Iron to contest and win Peruvian Presidential election and make their country the most powerful and successful economic, political and military power of the world.

Brandon was a GLADIATOR in his previous birth.

Check the similarity between their ripped muscles and body


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Description: Brandon stimulating Peruvian economy by purchasing hats from local vendor

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Description: Brandon meets his avatar of previous birth: A Gladiator




Edited by Ekarth22 (09/30/11 01:36 AM)
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#530797 - 09/30/11 03:57 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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At least we know that Brandon Iron shoots blanks and that his pollution of foreign populations will never result in pollution of the future.

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#530800 - 09/30/11 05:26 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: have2cit]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
At least we know that Brandon Iron shoots blanks and that his pollution of foreign populations will never result in pollution of the future.


Truth is stranger than fiction but while Brandon was in Peru, the Peruvian Government used him as a breeding stallion in their Government stud farms. The children thus produced will be used in Army as the finest soldiers- with physical built, agility, strength and intelligence- second to none.

And all this happened while you were busy bad-mouthing Brandon's Magnificent iron here on forum, he was enjoying finest Peruvian women.


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/30/11 05:30 AM)
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
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#530802 - 09/30/11 06:04 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Originally Posted By: Ekarth22

And all this happened while you were busy bad-mouthing Brandon's Magnificent iron here on forum, he was enjoying finest Peruvian women.



That's a bit like enjoying the finest domesticated champagne in Kentucky.
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#530806 - 09/30/11 06:48 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: ]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Originally Posted By: paperchase
The Peruvian Government is establishing an elite hobbit force? Learn something new every day!


Not hobbit force, but a force of finest,toughest soldiers like American Navy SEALs, in fact better than Navy SEALs because these soldiers will have Brandon's Magnificent DNA in them.
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
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#530809 - 09/30/11 07:37 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
Jerkules Offline
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Brandon, does the slerp fight off the runs for you when you are in South America, or does it give you the runs constantly, so you can't tell the difference when the water hits you?
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#530816 - 09/30/11 09:42 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: ]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Originally Posted By: paperchase
It looks like you've been really smoking the rock this morning. One hint, if Brandon was anything like a Navy SEAL, he would not be having Ryan Knox do his fighting for him.


On one hand you cherish the fact that Brandon doesn't have immigration clearance to come to America and then you say he doesn't have the guts to come and fight you, how the hell is he supposed to come to America in first place?

Your fight-challenge to Brandon is as Hollow like a child trying to provoke a caged lion in the zoo, open the gate then we'll see.


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/30/11 09:52 AM)
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
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#530819 - 09/30/11 09:51 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
TRPWL Offline
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"Check the similarity between their ripped muscles and body"

this is to much...lol really,,., IP check please?
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#530820 - 09/30/11 09:58 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: TRPWL]
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Originally Posted By: TRPWL
"Check the similarity between their ripped muscles and body" this is to much...lol really,,., IP check please?

I think mods already did an IP check week ago and my ass is not yet banned wink so either I'm not his alt, or I'm a magnificently tech savy alt of Brandon's Magnificent IRON.
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
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#530822 - 09/30/11 10:05 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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I dont no, the real Ekarth22 uses the word MATE alot and doesn't seem to be into real porn...
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#530823 - 09/30/11 10:05 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Brandon didn't go to Peru, his Magnificent IRON went to Peru, and Brandon's body just got dragged away along with it. Brandon's Iron (dick) has a brain of its own and intellectually it's far superior than even Albert Einstein, Newton and Edison combined. Brandon is not one man but a duality of dick and man. He is ahead of the Human evolution.


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/30/11 10:07 AM)
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
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#530825 - 09/30/11 10:11 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Originally Posted By: TRPWL
I dont no, the real Ekarth22 uses the word MATE alot and doesn't seem to be into real porn...


so what's your point, mate? Technically I'm not into real porn like yall people here because I can recognize and name only a few porn stars like Lisa Ann and even about them I do not know much goes in their life "off the camera", unlike Paperchase who seems to be knowing the biography of even the most obscure porn performer like the back of his hand.
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Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales

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#530826 - 09/30/11 10:14 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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No point, if you have a man crush on Brandon thats cool..Just seems out of the norm for you...
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#530831 - 09/30/11 01:27 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Originally Posted By: Ekarth22


Not hobbit force, but a force of finest,toughest soldiers like American Navy SEALs, in fact better than Navy SEALs because these soldiers will have Brandon's Magnificent DNA in them.

I'm guessing you'd like a little of Brandon's DNA in you. Mouth or ass? or starting in one and finishing in the other? One order of genetic material, comin' up!
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#530832 - 09/30/11 02:39 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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this ekaearth nonsense has just about run its course.
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#530834 - 09/30/11 03:52 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
nassim Offline
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Originally Posted By: Ekarth22
Truth is stranger than fiction but while Brandon was in Peru, the Peruvian Government used him as a breeding stallion in their Government stud farms. The children thus produced will be used in Army as the finest soldiers- with physical built, agility, strength and intelligence- second to none.

And all this happened while you were busy bad-mouthing Brandon's Magnificent iron here on forum, he was enjoying finest Peruvian women.


Dude, that's just all kinds of creepy and wrong. It's clear that you would rather be sodomized by Brandon Iron than watch a girl getting sodomized. May I suggest that a different kind of forum might be more up *cough* your alley?
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#530846 - 09/30/11 06:03 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
Fiend Offline
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IP checks don't mean anything. Its too easy to use a proxy .

I think its sad that Brandon is so alone that he has to invent imaginary friends for himself on the internet.
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#530856 - 09/30/11 10:28 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: nassim]
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Originally Posted By: nassim
Dude, that's just all kinds of creepy and wrong. It's clear that you would rather be sodomized by Brandon Iron


My sexual preferences are well known to this board. I don't mind getting my ass banged by trannies. But I don't want to get my ass banged by a man. And Even if Brandon was a tranny, I wouldn't want my ass banged by his magnificently magnificent iron, because that magnificent IRON would rip my ass apart. Only a fool would have that kinda death wish. I might be a troll but certainly not a fool.


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/30/11 10:28 PM)
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#530869 - 10/01/11 05:04 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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If it's really Brandon, then he's doing a great job of playing the moron. A lot of shit flys clear over this guy's skull and I think we all can admit that Brandon is sharper than that in regards to forum skillz.

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#530889 - 10/01/11 09:51 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Trannies are men. Ergo, you like men fucking your ass. Assuming, of course, that you really buy the shit you're peddling here. I doubt you're BI, just a troll.
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#530898 - 10/01/11 03:32 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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This would have came out really good . That is if you couldn't see the person wearing the baseball cap directly below you . grin

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#530899 - 10/01/11 03:35 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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The hat from the market stall looks like a Kootnay Bowler.
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#530970 - 10/02/11 04:26 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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It is time to come clean. I was not punted from the United States. I was recruited by the CIA as part of an undercover unit that goes around the world assassinating citizens without trial or conviction. You may have heard about Anwar al-Awlaki but there are many, many more.

I was in Peru on a joint ops mission between the CIA and DEA dealing with traffickers in Peruvian marching powder. Tons of it were stored in Machu Picchu. This will all come out in the news.

Your passports will not protect you against your own government. We are in charge. Obey.

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#530972 - 10/02/11 04:55 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Ahhh a Miami vice reference, Peruvian marching powder ...
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#530973 - 10/02/11 04:58 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
It is time to come clean. I was not punted from the United States. I was recruited by the CIA as part of an undercover unit that goes around the world assassinating citizens without trial or conviction. You may have heard about Anwar al-Awlaki but there are many, many more.

I was in Peru on a joint ops mission between the CIA and DEA dealing with traffickers in Peruvian marching powder. Tons of it were stored in Machu Picchu. This will all come out in the news.

Your passports will not protect you against your own government. We are in charge. Obey.


One of us. One of us.
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#530990 - 10/02/11 06:25 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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The CIA saw me as someone easily influenced and manipulated. Some call it a lack of intelligence but I now travel the world on the U.S. taxpayer's dime. Thank you, or as they say in Medellin (where I'm currently posted), gracias.

My side business involving women sucking off drug mules is doing well, too. Some are hung like horses. Small horses, sure....but still.

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#530998 - 10/02/11 08:35 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Well, the CIA certainly knows all about a lack of intelligence !
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#531026 - 10/03/11 05:09 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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I have insider information on dummy prescriptions for Xanax, etc. Lots of dummies are taking that stuff and I was able to put the culprits behind bars. Mainly yellow school buses and white ladders. Won't be zoning out during my scenes anymore, that's for sure.

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#531028 - 10/03/11 05:16 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Any good Meth or pills going around the warehouse? A good rippy of Meth would get them trucks empty and full quick. Or do you just dump vodka in juice bottles?

Remember, no guys on pills working the forklift, keep em on pallet jacks so no one gets hurt.
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#531030 - 10/03/11 05:19 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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I took on 2 more part-time jobs: day trader and day dreamer. I can sit for 8-10 hours every day and think about stocks I would like to trade.

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#531036 - 10/03/11 06:31 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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I've had such an urge to do some blow for like 2 months now. Not sure why. I was never a huge fan of coke. If someone had, I was up for it. But I never actually bought it myself. I also know my heart would explode if I did any.

Oh, well. I'll have to stick with thc paranoia.
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#531080 - 10/04/11 08:57 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Smoke a joint and have beer or 4 . You'll get over it !
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#531086 - 10/04/11 01:07 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Smoke a joint and have beer or 4 . You'll get over it !


Done.
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#531088 - 10/04/11 01:25 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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I have a stock tip for you, Jerkules. When a stock index drops by 20% or more, it's referred to as a bear market. Now, this doesn't mean you get to go shopping for hairy, rotund, leather-wearing men. It means that the economy is going into recession. Way to go, America! You made sure to bail out the folks on Wall Street just before you really stuck it to your ever-diminishing middle class.

Show me what democracy looks like!
This is what democracy looks like!


In other news....
http://news.yahoo.com/hungry-muppet-appear-sesame-street-181611449.html

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#531120 - 10/05/11 10:51 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Pfft. The Democratic People's Republic of Northern Canuckistan can take its "free" health-care and its risk averse banks and shove both up its collective bottom. You'll pry my green card from my cold dead fingers.

Also, love your work, just not quite as much as the homo who started this thread.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#531159 - 10/06/11 01:40 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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Glad you enjoy the work. I enjoy watching the games Americans play in what seems to be a huge transfer of wealth from the poor and middle class to the rich. The American Dream is no longer a reality for most people and there are only so many countries with poor brown people you can bomb. You can take all the oil you want from Libya but please, please help out the Palestinians....for a change. Your government talks a good game about supporting the Arab Spring but it falls short when it only applies to people who can do something for you.

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#531161 - 10/06/11 02:42 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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why would we help people that wont do shit for us? confused
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#531168 - 10/06/11 05:35 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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frank, remember what kind of parasite you're questioning. he's pissed on the most basic level and it's because the U.S.of A done stole his pimpin money and property and put him back in his place when his time ran out. any and all whining done by him after the fact flies in the face of all the mopes that claim they do it for the pussy and not because they get paid for it.
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#531179 - 10/07/11 04:56 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Glad you enjoy the work. I enjoy watching the games Americans play in what seems to be a huge transfer of wealth from the poor and middle class to the rich. The American Dream is no longer a reality for most people and there are only so many countries with poor brown people you can bomb. You can take all the oil you want from Libya but please, please help out the Palestinians....for a change. Your government talks a good game about supporting the Arab Spring but it falls short when it only applies to people who can do something for you.


Admit it dude, if could get you back in, you'd throw your on mother under a bus for a green card. Everybody in Canada talks a great game about how much they hate the USA, Big Mac in one hand, iPhone in the other, "Levis" stamped on their asses, and Nike tattooed on their ankles.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#531181 - 10/07/11 06:12 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I enjoy watching the games Americans play in what seems to be a huge transfer of wealth from the poor and middle class to the rich. The American Dream is no longer a reality for most people




This would be a really good place to insert a table of Detroit Red Wings salaries.


Edited by the unknown pervert (10/07/11 06:12 AM)
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#531189 - 10/07/11 04:37 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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As soon as I put my Big Mac and iPhones down, I'm going to melt down the brass rivets on my Levis jeans and make brass knuckles out of them. Then I'm going to punch you in the face.....just like I've seen on the UFC. Then I'm going to go on TMZ and see if I am a big enough celebrity to warrant a mention. Then I'm going to try to land a Vivid sex tape deal.

Then, and only then, will I stop complaining about all the harm the US does to the world.

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#531193 - 10/07/11 05:07 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
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There once was a man who could not,
Accept his Canadian lot.
He whimpered and whined,
No more could he dine,
On starfish and honeypot.
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#531195 - 10/07/11 05:12 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
Jerkules Offline
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Good technique Chuck.
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#531202 - 10/07/11 08:31 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
superloads Offline
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Brandon has been drinkin BOOZE AGAIN.
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#531203 - 10/07/11 08:40 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: superloads]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Originally Posted By: superloads
Brandon has been saying the TRUTH AGAIN.


That's right!


Edited by Ekarth22 (10/08/11 01:32 AM)
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales

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#531212 - 10/08/11 01:33 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I took on 2 more part-time jobs: day trader and day dreamer. I can sit for 8-10 hours every day and think about stocks I would like to trade.


hey Brandon, pay no attention to these fascist infidels.
Tell me more about your Magnificent adventures in Peru, including all the DIRTY details laugh
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales

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#531215 - 10/08/11 01:57 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Ekarth22]
Whore Strangler Offline
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Registered: 10/05/11
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Never seen someone so obsessed over a guy's cock before...

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#531233 - 10/08/11 06:16 AM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: Whore Strangler]
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Ekarth22 shits fail like a goose shits a golf course.
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#531268 - 10/08/11 03:05 PM Re: Brandon's Magnificent Iron goes to PERU:wins heart [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
There once was a man who could not,
Accept his Canadian lot.
He whimpered and whined,
No more could he dine,
On starfish and honeypot.


I bow to the superior skills of Charin. Well done.

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