We can make those little brass pipe screens last for months. Pull them out every so often, smoke the resin off the screen, put it back in...good to go.

So last week we're passing an out of town Chinese smoke shop I've dealt with in the past. We wander in to browse a little, cuz their prices are really good. I ended up getting this frosted glass zoom because it was reasonably priced and I haven't broken a glass piece in over a year. As I was paying, I notice a jar of packaged screens...10 for 99cents. Yeah, it's screen changing time. These goddanm Chinese screens are so flimsy they last about 2 days. If they build their tanks like this, we can stop worrying about them invading us.

Fucking Chinese screens.