Here are some highlights with my thoughts, heres a link if you want to read the whole damn thing.
http://www.ladieznight.com/4337/ Q: Whats new?
Tanner: Well, I feel great. I thought I was gonna quit porn and get married. I was with LA Direct, and slowly the work was slowing down. I was in Michigan for a little bit, observing that life…and engaged. I decided that place wasn’t for me. I just started shooting again with Porno Dan. I still might get married, but no Michigan. That’s for sure.
In the scatter brain Hall of fame, this quote is a first ballot entry. Jesus Q: So you’re sober.
Tanner: Right. I’ve been sober six months. Three months. Five months. Feels like a long time. Forever. Not forever.
I might of spoke too soon, it was a pretty straight forward question, that was given five (or six) different answers Q: You showed up on time today. Sober. Ready to work.
Tanner: Thanks.
I wonder how many people take being told they aren't high/drunk as a compliment? She has to be in select company
AF: What was your drug of choice?
Tanner: Crystal meth. And it’s still weed.
Ding ding ding, two parts of the trio that makes up the perfect formula for the porn industry's success in the past decade, (3rd being pappa with happy hands) AF: Does size matter?
T: Only for looks.
It took me a while, but I assume she means no fatties? AF: Would that be The Daddy Issue living inside your head?
T: I’ve resolved The Daddy Issue. Jesus Saves!
AF: Are you for real right now? Can we talk about this?
T: OK!
AF: When did you get saved?
T: A few months ago.
AF: So are we all gonna go to hell cause we’re in porn?
T: Not at all. Being saved means you’re going to Heaven.
AF: How do you feel since you were out of it for a while and now you are back, and have done a scene with Dan? It sounds like you lost your confidence Tanner.
Tanner: Yeah I did. In a way it was like the Lady Gaga story. I didn’t realize Tanner Mayes was anything, because of how I lived. I led a destructive life and had a negative outlook on everything by the end of my career.
I love when a porn interviewer goes Barbara Walters on a Ho, but I enjoy her response even more, comparing herself to a crazy but legit singer/attention whore and referring to her pseudonym in the 3rd person AF: Have you ever met Will Ryder? (Laughs)
T: Yeah, exactly! The famous director of the year, Will Ryder. I love him.
AF: What are the best and the worst things about your job?
T: Best things are being open, meeting different people, having lots of sex all the time, sharing beauty ya know, sharing my body. The worst thing is evil.
Maybe the greatest answer in the history of time