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#530627 - 09/26/11 10:23 PM The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Here are some highlights with my thoughts, heres a link if you want to read the whole damn thing.
http://www.ladieznight.com/4337/




Q: Whats new?

Tanner: Well, I feel great. I thought I was gonna quit porn and get married. I was with LA Direct, and slowly the work was slowing down. I was in Michigan for a little bit, observing that life…and engaged. I decided that place wasn’t for me. I just started shooting again with Porno Dan. I still might get married, but no Michigan. That’s for sure.


In the scatter brain Hall of fame, this quote is a first ballot entry. Jesus


Q: So you’re sober.
Tanner: Right. I’ve been sober six months. Three months. Five months. Feels like a long time. Forever. Not forever.


I might of spoke too soon, it was a pretty straight forward question, that was given five (or six) different answers


Q: You showed up on time today. Sober. Ready to work.
Tanner: Thanks.


I wonder how many people take being told they aren't high/drunk as a compliment? She has to be in select company




AF: What was your drug of choice?
Tanner: Crystal meth. And it’s still weed.

Ding ding ding, two parts of the trio that makes up the perfect formula for the porn industry's success in the past decade, (3rd being pappa with happy hands)



AF: Does size matter?
T: Only for looks.


It took me a while, but I assume she means no fatties?


AF: Would that be The Daddy Issue living inside your head?
T: I’ve resolved The Daddy Issue. Jesus Saves!
AF: Are you for real right now? Can we talk about this?
T: OK!
AF: When did you get saved?
T: A few months ago.


grin


AF: So are we all gonna go to hell cause we’re in porn?
T: Not at all. Being saved means you’re going to Heaven.


smirk

AF: How do you feel since you were out of it for a while and now you are back, and have done a scene with Dan? It sounds like you lost your confidence Tanner.

Tanner: Yeah I did. In a way it was like the Lady Gaga story. I didn’t realize Tanner Mayes was anything, because of how I lived. I led a destructive life and had a negative outlook on everything by the end of my career.

I love when a porn interviewer goes Barbara Walters on a Ho, but I enjoy her response even more, comparing herself to a crazy but legit singer/attention whore and referring to her pseudonym in the 3rd person




AF: Have you ever met Will Ryder? (Laughs)
T: Yeah, exactly! The famous director of the year, Will Ryder. I love him.


smirk

AF: What are the best and the worst things about your job?
T: Best things are being open, meeting different people, having lots of sex all the time, sharing beauty ya know, sharing my body. The worst thing is evil.


Maybe the greatest answer in the history of time
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#530629 - 09/26/11 10:42 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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I said this over on LIB, I'll repeat it now. Jesus saved her from drinking and meth, but he was powerless to save her from Porno Dan.

That don't look like Dan's pasty white self plunking her in the shitpipe, what scene is that from? I thought the sleazebag was the only one in them chitlins, on film, so far.

Also, clean and sober whores is a major wood killer.
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#530642 - 09/27/11 08:35 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
EarthKat, whose crank is that? You'd know, you pipegazer, you.
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#530652 - 09/27/11 03:13 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo

hot.come sure that body with me tanner. cool
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#530653 - 09/27/11 04:09 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Frankie was that a joke, jondra or just a plain old fuck up ?
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#530682 - 09/27/11 07:52 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Fiend Offline
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Someone should get her a competency hearing and become her legal guardian. No way that crazy cunt has enough marbles in her head to make her own decisions. Shit even if its some perv who's going keep her locked up for sex its better than the parade of porn mopes. I still feel bad that Tia Ling ate Tanner's dog.
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#530730 - 09/29/11 12:19 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: backdoorman]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Frankie was that a joke, jondra or just a plain old fuck up ?
lol i guess it was just a fuck up/ unintentional jondra.i meant share. smirk
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#530755 - 09/29/11 08:07 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
backdoorman Offline
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:o)
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#530774 - 09/29/11 02:19 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: backdoorman]
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
She might be a train derailed off the disoriented express but she does got one smoking little body on her.
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#530891 - 10/01/11 10:10 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
^^^ Yeah. That she does.
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#530934 - 10/02/11 07:25 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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She's nothing special. And only from the neck down. Still only second in line.



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#530941 - 10/02/11 08:34 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
That's the longest tuna salad buffet I ever did see !
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#530965 - 10/02/11 04:11 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Mmmmmm. Good one Pipe, you are back on track.
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#530983 - 10/02/11 05:44 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
drained Offline
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The first and last whores are the shit in that selection train anyway. And probably the most fucked out ones. Slerp, gono and all the other shit. It doesn't even show. Yet.

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#530985 - 10/02/11 05:53 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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tanner and the whore two skanks behind her have a good arch to tongue ratio going.
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#530995 - 10/02/11 07:27 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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They are giving it all to the scene, to share there art wit the world. Tanner gots her arm wrapped around that ass, can't run away. She's certainly having more fun than the abortion farm behind her, who looks like she is guarding against Tanner getting in to it and grinding back into her face.

Got a link to a larger version.
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#530997 - 10/02/11 08:25 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Fiend Offline
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Click the attachment link under the pic. I hate the way the new forum auto sizes images to fit now.
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#530999 - 10/02/11 08:40 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Lucky dog (background).
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#531011 - 10/03/11 06:12 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Bluecipher]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Check out the whores on the far left and right.




The left one started out modestly.




Time for a makeover.




A hair job, some whore paint on the eyes and she's good to go.




The one on the right didn't need as much.



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#531033 - 10/03/11 05:24 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
backdoorman Offline
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Who's that Eloi motherfucker in the middle of the first pic ? or What ? may be the better question.
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#531035 - 10/03/11 06:28 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
drained Offline
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Probably some metrosexual twink who prefers to leave career paths to straight, gay and metro porn open along with the respective orifices.

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#531040 - 10/03/11 06:35 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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He certainly has an, um, untraditional look. Too butch, erk?
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#531524 - 10/11/11 06:06 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Jerkules]
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
She's certainly having more fun than the abortion farm behind her, who looks like she is guarding against Tanner getting in to it and grinding back into her face.


That, or Tanner's pussy just stinks like rotten Starkist.
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#531532 - 10/11/11 06:47 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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True. She could be thinking what the rest of us would be thinking, "Aw fuck...Porno Dan was in there. I don't wanna lick that."
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#531555 - 10/12/11 05:55 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey




Call me evil, but there is something about that photo that probably made Geebus jerkoff (and definitely made me puke). I mean, he probably just told her that to make her feel better about herself, you know how suicide is a sin, and 'god' knows enough whores do it to escape the realities of their decisions these days.

There is nothing worse than having a bunch of puney-pecker mopes put on fake 15" cocks to flood one's mug with pina colada mix. I'm guessing that Geebus really told her "Once a whore, always a whore." And as for entry into heaven, I think it went more like - Dogs, yes. Whores, blow me & we'll find out.".

I think Geebus lied to you, Tanner. Or as is typical of whores, you're lying to yourself (and 99% of people around you).

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#531600 - 10/12/11 11:26 AM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Dick Dastardly]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Dick Dastardly
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey



I think Geebus lied to you, Tanner. Or as is typical of whores, you're lying to yourself (and 99% of people around you).


Who are the 1% they don't lie to?
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#531601 - 10/12/11 12:14 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Smelly Monkey]
Jerkules Offline
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The people around when they are to wasted to be creative.
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#531648 - 10/12/11 11:21 PM Re: The mess that is Tanner Mayes recent Interview [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Who are the 1% they don't lie to?


I'm reminded by a stat I saw tonight for one of the pitchers in the ALCS or NLCS games. He had 20% curves, 20% whatever, and 59% heat.

I probably should have just put 99.9%, it's just one of those figures b/c there is never really 100% of anything in life, even whores lying. I supposed 1% is significant enough to give a fuck about the 'who', but then again, I really don't care.
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