Originally Posted By: freestylah
So, are you suggesting that Randy West, Ron Jeremy and Dick Nasty should be in every scene?


No that trick cannot work. Ron Jeremy's limp dick is no longer as strong as it used to be, he'd need some German MILF with floppy loose pussy of 14 inches diametre otherwise I highly doubt his limp dick can enter anything tighter than that! He is an unfit candidate for starring in a hardcore young girl vs old man movie.

The reasons why porn sales are down are obvious

1. Much of the tape length is wasted on shitty and unfunny dialogues,Behind the scenes, lengthy blowjobs and unwanted guest presence of that fat but limp dick of Ron Jeremy.

2. Pure Statistics: If Hustler stopped producing parody movies, the statistical average sales and profit percentages of the porn market will look better.

3. Almost every male star appears to have struggling to cum during the money-shot- he has to jackoff for good 5 minutes on his own, Which means the actresses are not up to mark, else the man would cum effortlessly.

4. Today's starlets look washedout crackwhores, They have no charm or grace like Kay Parker or Aunt Peg of the 80s. It's like Lindsay Lohan vs Marylin Monroe.

5. Absence of Tightness: Every actress from the alleged 18 yo teens to cougars have so big, floppy and loose pussies with big labias, the hero effortlessly glides in and out of it. There is no feeling of pain, pleasure or struggle except the fake moans. Nodoubt the heros struggle to cum because first they've to take viagra for the scene and the pussy is so loose, he hardly feels any sensation!

6. The feeling of Kink, taboo or perverseness is absent, everything is shown in such a stereotypical brazen and explicit manner that you see one movie and you've seen all of them. Every man is so steroid pumped and 6 abs, an average guy cannot relate himself in the fantasies shown in these movies as it used to be in the older movies. From Next door neighbours to mom n daughter to Secretary themes all of those ladies look one and same: washed out trailer trash whores- no personality only costumes keep changing.

7. Tube sites, torrents and piracy got hardly anything to do with this. There is no new porn movie produced worth wasting even the electricity and harddisk space to download it for free.

8. The 'latest' good movie worth purchase was Belladonna's Strapped Dykes in 2009. Otherwise all they produce is trash showing one top actress on cover but she will be having barely 15 minutes of scene out of the 3 hours of tape length.

9. Last but not the least, the creative directors such as Brandon the Magnificent Iron are out of the business hence the patrons of vanilla pornography such as myself, have moved over to shemale porn.


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/23/11 10:24 PM)
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales