Would Rick Perry allow BI back into these United States? Only if he can create at least 20 jobs.
Not 20, it'll be 20000.
The moment Brandon comes back to America and starts producing decent porn, it'll bring new life and vigor in the porn-biz. Customers will immediately line up to purchase his new DVDs. Then
Brandon the Magnificent Iron will use that hard earned cash to buy himself new sports cars and jet planes, so it'll boost the demand in the auto and aircraft industry and thus create new JOBS!!