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Bobby Vitale is BACK!!! (throws hands up), ladies and gentleman let the fist pumping begin, dust off the illegal mexican fireworks, lets do this thing.

He announced this to his 47 twitter followers.

http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyVitaleXXX


Here are some of my favorite bobby tweets.

BobbyVitaleXXX Bobby Vitale
R u ready for Bobby V's comeback???
27 Jun

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BobbyVitaleXXX Bobby Vitale
@Jennajameson hey stranger... Long time! And yes it's me!
24 Jun

BobbyVitaleXXX Bobby Vitale
@ @jennajameson nice! When are we gonna catch up? Been a long time!
25 Jun


BobbyVitaleXXX Bobby Vitale
@ @jennajameson never got a dm, Did u get mine? I'm still getting used to twitter
27 Jun



(I love the twitter brush off, "ohh you didnt get my dm?" Jenna <jenna's thought bubble> (Ohh porno guy i fucked a few times a decade ago, who dated my room mate, went to jail for beating one of my former contract girls, yeah i'd love to catch up with you, my gorilla husband's trust issues can surely seep lower, lets catch up)


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BobbyVitaleXXX Bobby Vitale
Figuring out the attack plan... Who will be the one 2 bring me back into the biz?
14 Jun

Then by gosh, I'm going to announce my return to performance later this week.

Why didnt you announce it on your version of twitter (or your myspace account)

http://www.myspace.com/brianbarnesinnocent

I thought it was important to do it here.

Who? Was he a successful meat puppet? When I observe the pornography, I pay attention to the girls, not the faces and names attached to the penii.

I recall the name, but can't put a face to it. Shouldn't that be the way it is with all mopes? How could I ever look forward to his return if I never missed him in the first place?

Sounds like the name of a lousy comedian from the early 90's.

Is Ryan Knox going to be next?

If you tweet and have no followers ....

Is this your card??

I remember him, simply because back then, there weren't that many mopes. Or at least mopes that got paid to work with whores who were getting paid to fuck them for Vivid, Wicked, etc. As a fan of Nikki Tyler, Devon, Kira Kener, Jill Kelly, he popped up a few times.

Here's the bigger question, what does a mope do when he's not being a mope?

Mopes become mopes because they don't have anything productive to offer society. Having nothing to offer society, then having 7 years in the porn business on resume, in all likelihood won't open many opportunities for career advancements. At least Tri's family can count on SSI cheques and Affirmative Action programs to keep them afloat, what do former sex trade workers do?

I believe he filled his time early post porn career doing hard drugs and living off the money Brianna banks was making performing, dancing and hooking, until he flipped out, beat the shit out of her then went to jail, so I assume he went into a treatment centre after jail and what you have left is the current day bobby looking to repeat his life mistakes, with newer drugs and younger pussy, on the flip side, the next time he goes back in, he won't be considered fresh fish.

Interesting.

I take it this is the MO for most these guys? Latch on to an aging whore until the money runs out, and either send her back into the business for another go round, or wait until the Cops show up to break up the domestic?

Do they ever have that moment of clarity, when they realize their only interaction with females, has been a result of the broad being paid to interact with them. It must be a lonely life knowing the only girls you know are crack/meth whores, and the only sex you've had is because of prostitution.

They go back to prison, to their mom's basement, to cashier the local bodega,to endless hours at their puter geek job, hanging around tattoo/ body piercing shops, selling roses on the freeway, working in their buddy's comic book store. All the while know they grabbed the...well, a ring of some sort.

but anyway will he really be able to keep up with todays porn world?or will he be stuck doing features?

It's turning into the kind of circus now where a guy gets out of prison and the first thing he does is sends his victim flowers. I really think he came back just to watch her crawl. (btw if Bobby V on twitter is a work, it's brilliant)



"I watch entourage. And I've been thinking how I need to surround myself with funnier people, my fake laugh is becoming my laugh." --B.V.

time has not been kind to that guy.

"Keep up"?!??!?

They still have Viagra right? They still like rubbing the cocks against other cocks right? They still can go beat off for 20 minutes in a bathroom to produce the "money shot" right? They are still all a bunch of ex cons right? They'd still only get laid in the real world through prostitution right?

Don't worry, it doesn't appear much as changed. I'm sure Vitale will be fine. Remember, the bar isn't very high in that particular industry.





I saw some of Briana's new stuff. With how horrid she looks these days, she might be in line for some IR work, like the rest of the ugly skanks who can't pay the bills without being forced into bestiality

Wait, he cut her finger off??? Anyone have the back story, I know he knocked her around pretty good, for accidently knocking him while he was sleeping and recovering from injuries from a motorbike accident, but he cut her finger off?


I think considering his age, drug history, and jail time he is holding up pretty good, if the latino date rapist thing works for you.

hey you leave Cannavale alone, I adore him, just saw him in a B'way play with Chris Rock & Annabella Sciorra. Motherfucker With The Hat, was really good. Anyway, I'm glad I am not missing anything here,
getting posts marked as new from 2006, weird but not really interested enough to backtrack and find out why. Hope everyone is okay in their real lives!!

Delete all those pm's Gyps. We have unfinished business.

thank god gypsy's back! :dancing banana:

Gypsy has a PHd in writing alot but saying nothing at all. Any pics of the tubby lesbian wigger you are scissoring atm?





Nigga please, you know how vile you have to be to be a lesbian posting on a message board of sex addicts and still not get a pulse of attention. Answer: Gypsy vile

If you're in his twitter-friendlist, please ask him will he be doing scene with his divorced wife Briana Banks? I mean that'd be fun seeing divorced people fucking eachother on camera for money.

supposedly he was working at an auto body shop the past 10 years or so.

pornstarspunishment for braZZers should hit the spot.
that would be one hell of a scene and make a change for braZZers to do a good scene