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#560557 - 07/22/12 08:32 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Registered: 07/24/11
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I hate to intervene on all of the boring shit, but I have some breaking fucking news: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Please zoom your screen for lulz. ADT margin rapers are keeping me from presenting this in it's most readable form. This happened after about 250 posts of pure ass-kissing. But wait, there are reasons: Now we see an ADT'er making a joke about Stagliano, hoarder of trannies and best friend of Joey "I wish they all were men" Silvera, being gay: And the icing on the motherfucking cake, as only ADT can do: Never change, ADT. Never, ever, change.
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#560563 - 07/22/12 08:48 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Hey, we got a mention! I am appalled that she lumps ADT in with us though. Those fan boy fags aren't fit to shine Panzer's shoes.
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#560564 - 07/22/12 08:48 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Deluded cunt. She might look okay getting totally taken apart; she certainly is no porn beauty. And so naive. Bad ink above the money hole. Front. Look, Pipsqueak, if Bono-ONE's tears aren't getting him anywhere, your sophomoric Cyrano shite an't gonna cut it.
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#560566 - 07/22/12 08:58 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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#560568 - 07/22/12 09:03 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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You, of all people, oughta know about "nothingness," Sashamutt. . .
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#560570 - 07/22/12 09:27 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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J.B.
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^^^Awwww, did I hurt your widdwe feewings? You gonna snuggle up to Fwoofie and cry?
Cocksuckers, the both of yez.
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#560572 - 07/22/12 09:48 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Do you realize how ridiculous you sound/read? I'm embarrassed for you.
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#560573 - 07/22/12 09:53 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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J.B.
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Heh. Look who rushes in to defend them.
Carry on, Servant.
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#560574 - 07/22/12 09:58 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I didn't come to defend them but out of concern for you...but you just keep doing what you do. I can't help you. (Nor them, but that's beside the point).
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#560578 - 07/22/12 10:15 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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J.B.
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Right. 'Cause who amongst us heretics is not in need your salvation? Thank you, Stephyo, for showing me the error of my ways.
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#560580 - 07/22/12 10:23 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Please call me Stephyo from here on. It meshes with fwoofie and the others so well...well...so third grade.
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#560581 - 07/22/12 10:37 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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J.B.
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Third grade? I think you're giving yourselves too much credit. This place has never been above a Kindergarten level.
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#560585 - 07/22/12 10:44 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'mma let you hold this one JB... see you in the "who's drinking" thread. You linked a couple of awesome old threads today. Thanks for that.
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#560596 - 07/22/12 11:42 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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J.B.
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Sláinte mhaith.
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#560599 - 07/22/12 12:11 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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That the best anger you could muster, newb?
You watch the wrasslin long enough to know how to work it. You gotta insult both of them enough to get them to team up on you. You know, like when Stone Cold and HBK were the uneasy tag champs. Bait them somewhere, then when you are about to taste Sweet Chin Music, you duck out of the way.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#560601 - 07/22/12 12:18 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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WTG Jerk... not the whole jug of gasoline...just enough at a time. a slow burn.
Sorry Fartz and you're right- that's some dire stuff... for ADT.
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#560605 - 07/22/12 12:25 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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J.B.
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You're trying to work up interest about Dana leaving ADT? Dude, she's left ADT more times than Tritone's left this cesspool. They both keep coming back, and for the same reason: Idiots keep giving them attention. As for Bono and the Arby's sauce, I was wondering when he'd be done with the Devinnburgers: THREAD
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#560619 - 07/22/12 01:33 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Brilliant stuff, fartz. You can't make up that amount of fanboi-ism and deluded beautiful souldom.
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#560673 - 07/22/12 06:40 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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thats devin lane?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#560678 - 07/22/12 06:45 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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#561202 - 07/26/12 06:26 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Registered: 04/18/11
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Is that Jeffrey Jones?!? As for Bono and the Arby's sauce, I was wondering when he'd be done with the Devinnburgers: THREAD
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#561242 - 07/26/12 10:10 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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"Sandwich bag is probably the simplest. Draping a terrycloth wash cloth over it should work too--it would be thick enough not to transfer fluid but you could still feel the mouse contours and click buttons."
i didnt know a fifi rag had to be explained.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#561252 - 07/26/12 11:27 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I was already to go off on that mouse thread but there is just too much wrong.
I'm right handed and my arm was paralyzed from a nerve injury for about 5 months last year. It took me about 3 days to learn to mouse left handed without having the sensitivity way down. The problem here is not the mouse or the keyboard. Buddy needs to switch hands.
I can't believe I wrote that.
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#561515 - 07/28/12 07:42 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
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give it another day or so.^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#561529 - 07/28/12 11:09 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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^ So, male porn stars have names? I thought they were just made in a really irritating Matrix- like human farm.
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#561650 - 07/30/12 12:11 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
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You know you can link to specific posts over there quite easily, fartz?
Find a post you want. Click "Link" in the lower right. WHen the box pops up use the bottom option to link to a specific post.
The same ubbcode used there should work fine here.
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#561651 - 07/30/12 12:42 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Speaking solely for myself, if I gotta click a link to ADT, I aint gonna see the post. It just aint worth it.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#561789 - 07/31/12 07:17 PM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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The idea works. Quoted text works. Jimmy is a spastic. I soooooo own you. Dance, Stewie:
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#562658 - 08/09/12 12:08 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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ADT"I'm no expert but my guess would be at 18 a guy hasn't really mastered his control yet. It seems most guys who get into porn young do it in their early 20's. I'm sure they would love to get in at 18 but they can't keep from cumming too soon. Lots of girls start in porn at 18 because they can fake it. All they have to do if their mind isn't in it is just use lube and do some moaning."ADT
Jesus Christ. Apparently mopes can only be mopes after years of monk-like study and discipline (rather than passing and AIM test and not having a Viagra allergy).
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"Porn's the easiest job in the world- show up on time, get tested on time, and arch your back. I love how Desi is now justifying her role as a low budget Kris Jenner."-G. Jordan
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#562985 - 08/13/12 04:50 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
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Maybe we need some new terminology. Mopetern? Mopeprentice?
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#563015 - 08/13/12 12:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Journeyman mope.
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#563733 - 08/18/12 10:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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OH, poor Dutch. I saw he tweeted the other day that his 16 year old grand daughter died in a car accident. No details of what happened, but he did tweet later on that the driver died on the operating table and that he was glad about it. I actually broke character and sent a heartfelt condolence message, in 140characters or less.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#563767 - 08/18/12 03:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I saw that too. I've always thought Dutch was a good guy and has lived the business. Too bad, tho. The family has to be going through Hell.
I call myself as journeyman flunky.
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#564998 - 08/29/12 05:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Jessie Rogers on everything, Katja Kassin on morality and the fanlons about their lies. Jessie Rogers Official Thread. New 18yo brazilian (page 28)"I'm just a little overwhelmed considering how much I've been shooting. I feel like I'm almost at my breaking point and I'm going to take the month off next month before I start to get jaded.. I'm definitely not quitting I Just going to go to Brazil for all of September to see my family and clear my head. I don't want to bash on the industry I love porn and everyone in it but there are some pretty mean people just as there is anywhere else in life.. Im normally a pretty strong person physically, mentally and emotionally but right now I don't feel okay with myself at all and don't feel like I can do good scenes.. I'm going to go see my family and eat like a normal healthy person, gain back all the weight I've lost from so much anal and come back and kick ass in my scenes.. I hope y'all can understand and don't forget about me lol. I'm not one of those girls that is money crazed, I could care less about the money I make in porn I do it because I enjoy myself and have a lot of fun doing it, when I wake up in the morning I would get super excited every day over every single scene like a kid getting candy I've kind of lost that excitement and feel like its more of a task and a Job that l gotta do.. Plus I've gotten to the point where I'm only enjoying extremely rough sex like getting beat up and bruised up all over my body in my personal life, it just got kind of dangerous and really bad the other day to the point where I felt like i was going to die from bleeding everywhere and passing out. Yes that was during sex and I defitnaly dont feel okay with myself because of it. I need to take a break from having sex every single day and come back and enjoy normal passionate sex in my personal life like I used to. I'm probably giving too much information haha but I really don't want to keep anyone guessing and jumping to con conclusions. I also don't want to end up like remy and get so burnt out from doing hardcore scenes every single day to the point where I feel like I have to quit. So no I'm not quitting lol. Aside from not caring about the money im not looking for fame either.. As long as I'm enjoying myself I will keep doing porn but in order to stay in it for as long as I want to which is forever haha I probably need to be taking these kind of breaks and vacations from time to time and I haven't had one the whole time I've been in the industry. Well, I took time off for my boob job but that doesn't count cause I want able to do anything lol! I hope you guys can understand.. I don't want to start having to fake my orgams in my scenes and i don't right now but it's really gotten to the point where I literally need to get beat up or feel somewhat pain to have a real orgasm. I don't feel that to be okay because not many people shoot that kind of stuff.. Even sex addicts need a break from sex so they don't go crazy hehehe. You guys are awesome though and I appreciate all the love, concerns, support, and constructive criticism on my thread. I'll tweet lots of pics when I'm down there an probably get some tan lines again lol XoXo -Jess"
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#565024 - 08/29/12 12:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm not doing it for the money = I'm doing it for the money.
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#565564 - 09/02/12 09:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sung to the melody of Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy by the Kinks.Dan is a fan and he lives to watch dicks. It's the only thing that gets him by. He's watched them grow and he's seen all of Rocco. He's seen him blow and he's seen him bi. Oh but you and me keep thinking. That heterosexuality's just passing him by. Don't want to spend my life reading his retarded fantasies.
Edited by the unknown pervert (09/02/12 09:23 PM)
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#565596 - 09/03/12 10:41 AM
Re: Faggy Thread of The Day at ADT
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Porn Jesus
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should be sung to the theme of passing me by,by the pharcyde.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#565664 - 09/03/12 07:15 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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With apologies to Fartz, I would have put this in "50 Shades of Gay", but it would be like shooting fish in a barrel. I've pulled all quotes from this thread where the poster has self-identified as a heterosexual male. Digmen1: I'm hetro male so I cant comment on the sexiest.
But to me some dicks are ugly eg Very veiny Very short Far too long Too bendy And too curvey
So I don't like looking at those ones, and If I was a girl, I would not want to work with one of those.
A normal straight 6 or 7 incher looks best to me. mharris127: I really can't judge on sexiness of dicks being a straight man but Lexington Steele had a very straight, horse-sized dick that really stretched a woman's pussy. For those that frequent Kink sites Jack Hammer also has a pretty large, straight dick (with a vote of approval by Nicki Blue). Both are big, muscular guys that can probably bench press half of porn. Cumshot_Master: I'm also a straight guy, but IMO the sexiest cock has to have all the right things:
- Bigger than average - Not too big - (Almost) completely straight (no curve) - Not too thin - Not too thick - Nice big and round cock head - Circumcized - Big cumshot (definitely not a dripper)
Two names with a match for this are Jonni Darkko and Jack Mason (Killergram). Their cocks are bigger than average, straight, have a normal thickness and a nice big and round cock head. Both are circumcized, but I think Jack Mason has more lose skin than Jonni Darkko, so he can still stroke the head with some kind of
foreskin.
I'm uncircumcised myself and I always pull my foreskin back very tight to get as close to this as possible. But I would give my left nut to have Jonni Darkko's cock as he's a little tighter circumcized than Jack Mason.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#565693 - 09/03/12 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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wow.theyre very descriptive about what kind of cocks theyre into.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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