Okay, look...this stupid thread needs to die.

This post was created a long, long time ago by me...

...and I was completely wrong.

I don't want to go into the porn industry- ever.

My wife doesn't want to go into the porn industry- ever.

The risk of becoming infected with the following diseases have led my wife and I to realize that the porn industry is NOT SAFE.

STD'S YOU CAN GET FROM DOING PORN MOVIES, SINCE THEY ONLY TEST ONCE A MONTH:

AIDS - Which can KILL YOU

HERPES - Which can make you break out in nasty, bleeding, pus-filled sores each month, even if you spend a lot of money on medication, and can be transmitted to your CHILD through BIRTH and can also be transmitted WITHOUT ANY VISIBLE SORES...

SYPHILLIS - Which can cause you to go insane, lose your hair, and KILL YOU

CHLAMYDIA - Which can make both men and women STERILE...

HEPATITIS C - Which Pam Anderson has. Yes, Hep C can A) Kill You and B) Cause you to lose your liver. By the way, if it's fucked up, YOU MAY SOON NEED A NEW ONE!

Since I haven't noticed liver donors lining the streets lately, it might be a good idea NOT TO GET HEPATITIS C.

Should I go on?

Anyway, this stupid thread needs to die.

If you have read this thread, you have witnessed a man LEARNING something important BEFORE he jumped into something that could have really, really hurt him, and his wife.

Thank God I learned.

Notice how many of these folks warned me before I jumped into this...

Exactly NONE.

This thread needs to die...for real...and forever.

If DAY OF SHOOT TESTING with VERIFIABLE RESULTS ever comes along, maybe we'll change our minds.

If you happen to be interested in getting into porn, and you're 18 years old, and female...

Please remember this:

NO ONE IN PORN WILL PAY FOR YOUR MONTHLY PRESCRIPTIONS FOR THE STD YOU GOT ON A PORN SHOOT.

Instead, they will simply 'kick you out' of the industry...

With no benefits...

...and no long term help...

...and they will LAUGH AT YOU on this board.

If you happen to be 18, female, and hot...

Do yourself a favor:

GO TO COLLEGE, AND FIND A CAREER TO GET INTO THAT WON'T FUCK YOU UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

If you don't believe me...

Young ladies...

Please go to MTV, find the 'True Life' site, and look for the name of this former performer, who now has AIDS, is living HOMELESS in Hawaii, and has NO MEDICAL COVERAGE as a result of getting infected during a shoot on an adult movie...

'Brook Ashley'

'Nuff said.

Thank God I took the time to check this out first.

If you happen to already have an STD, porn may be just fine for you. If not...

Please heed my warning.

Good luck.

The Outsider
(Name created from the title of a fantastic song by a band called 'A Perfect Circle'...hint, hint)