Brandon Iron: "I had a good physical."

Now let me go on the record and say just how unfair it is how life has treated you. To deal with all the limitations and challenges you face with such aplomb and courage is a testament to the human spirit not seen since Johnny Knoxville's 2005 classic The Ringer.

Don't let anyone call you retarded, 'Loads. There are more politically correct terms for people like you.

I consider you a friend, you differently-abled mental mongoloid.