Funny that a shitbag like Brendan would know about killers who drive around in minivans. You drove that PXP van like you were the king of Canoga Park, and yet your strain of herpes has inflicted endless pain on the porn world.

Look, I'm as suspicious of some of these women as you are. If they have something, I want to know about it.

I was dismissed from the food industry after being caught in a compromising position with a warm apple pie in the kitchen.

I did not steal it. I borrowed it for personal use.

Of which Canada is one, outside Quebec. Side note: should "hench mopes" be hyphenated?

Oh, I converted that pie. I converted it real good.

The following video should be added to Brandon's wiki:

Brandon Iron Eats Poop

In this clip, our favorite 3 foot tall action hero kills a snake.

^^^That was Anita Blond, wasn't it? Isn't she like 5 foot 3?

In all fairness to the dwarf, she is 5'5" in heels.

And Brandon beat the hell out of the snake. He must practice often.

It must have been awkward for him to beat the snake without the plastic bag tied off around his head.

Getting back to the point, though....yes, I fucked ANITA BLOND!!!!

The point is you have become an internet joke -- dwarf with Canadian accent wrestles a fake snake in worst movie intro ever.

Someone send the clip to PETA and complain about animal abusers producing porn.

So did Brian Surewood.

So did Superl.....oh, wait.

Lulz, Brandon pulling the "LOOK AT ME! I WORKED IN PORN!!" card again.

Memo to Brandon: Surewood is just another example of who porn whores are. Women who people pay to fuck on camera.

Second memo: nobody cares about the mopes.

Dear Yankee,
I just read this tidbit on yahoo.com.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The number of Americans living below the poverty line rose to a record 46 million last year, the government said on Tuesday, underscoring the challenges facing President Barack Obama and Congress as they try to tackle high unemployment and a moribund economy.

I think you have bigger issues to deal with.

But you're the one who WAS FEEDING ALL THE PORN WHORES!!

Lulz.

I'll include the last paragraph from the article for you, too.

The United States has long had one of the highest poverty rates in the developed world. Among 34 countries tracked by the Paris-based Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, only Chile, Israel and Mexico have higher rates of poverty.

All I can say is that I did my best to feed hundreds of LA's needy and greedy. Things took a sharp downturn after I left. I wonder what could have been....what could have been....

Hold on a second, you brought up Gates. Being that real Americans are very resilient to economic downturns that while also helping the border countries who don't have a real Military budget that can compete with the U.S. with a Canuck calling out anything American while he made $$ is a total fail.

What I'm asking is why you brought up Gates, being that he created software that helped your industry and possibly hurt it by facilitating the distribution of content.

You're right, this could get ugly.

ETA: Brought up Gates in a another thread

If I ever return to the United States, I will consider donating my wealth to the Gates Foundation. This is contingent on your country not starting any more than 3 wars at a time from this point forward. And no more hiding behind terms like "kinetic military action." That kind of bullshit is going to get you in more 9/11-sized trouble. Believe it.

Yes, Canada does not have your bloated military-industrial complex. We also don't have unemployment over 9%, Grand Canyon-sized gaps between rich and poor, and 1 in 9 houses heading towards foreclosure. If a sheriff hits you Rodney King-style as he evicts you from your home, come up to Canada for some free health care. (I just had a free physical this week. EKG, blood work...the whole 9 yards. Free!) Last time I was in Los Angeles, you were still dumping mentally ill people on skid row in hospital gowns.

When you get attacked on your own home soil, I'm sure you'll be the first to raise his hand for a ticket to Amsterdam.

The last people to attack Canada were AMERICAN! It didn't go according to plan if you check your history books. Sorry, but you can't steal our land like you did to poor Mexico. Their revenge? Taco Bell.

We let the French have it since no one else wanted them, including Mexico.

Please go to a library and look for a history book. You are very, uh, American in your understanding of things outside your country.

So you're telling me that the French have left Canada?

No, I'm saying you did not let the French have Canada. That's like saying the French got to keep Louisiana. It's simply not true. You are a merde-head.

How many conquests do the French have again?

I sat at my computer, clicked refresh and saw 32 new posts. I thought, "cool, maybe there is something interesting." I always set myself up for disappointment.

Brandon killed a snake, started hatin' on the U.S., and is now educating us on the Seven Years War, I think.

Midget Brandon probably prefers black snake.

The younger generation rebukes your racist rants. Kanye rules!

tell them thanks for the hotsauce,its been helping with my weight loss.

The French word for "thank you" is "mercy." Please show some to dolts like 'Loads and Max.

From the mountains to the prairies....

DETROIT (AP) — A 101-year-old woman was evicted from the southwest Detroit home where she lived for nearly six decades after her 65-year-old son failed to pay the mortgage.
Texana Hollis was evicted Monday and her belongings were placed outside the home. Her son, Warren Hollis, said he didn't pay the bill for several years and disregarded eviction notices.

My point is simply this: Texana Hollis had a roof over her head when I was in Los Angeles. The people were better off. The country was better off. The stock market was higher. Unemployment was lower. I'm not going to take all the credit but I will take my share.

If you want to get technical it is merci.

I was making a "bon mot." Desole.

She sounds like a perfect HerpMyMouth candidate.

How can I hire her if she has no address? You're not very bright, 'Loads. I'm 3 steps ahead.

Read the article, a neighbor is putting her up in a rental they have right across the street.

Like I said. Perfect for your site.

I was simply using this as an example of the chaos that has ensued since my departure from the purple mountain majesties.

You should post that at GFY.

You should stop posting here.

Shitloads can no more stop posting than you can Brandon. I think you two were made for each other.

Boy, the sheriff sure got a burr in his saddle.

Another one who is frightened by retarded babies. Would you have aborted your son if you knew he had been retarded before he was born?

I have a reputation to uphold.
It's not like I post links to tawdry naked pics of women in hopes of getting my ego stroked.
http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2011/09/15/the-scarlett-letter-er-photos/

Now I have two tards stalking me.

I figure you can help those over there at GFY by explaining how your absence is ruining their market. They are after all, working.