http://www.movieline.com/2011/09/bucky-larson-achieves-monumental-0-rotten-tomatoes-rating.php



Joanna Angel's thoughts:

http://www.movieline.com/2011/09/ask-an-...o-be-a-star.php





Discuss.

holding onto something from the past?she needs to step her game up too.looking at trailers of her new stuff and it seems like its already been done in the first two joanna angels.not saying im not a fan but why put out a dp movie and anal movie when its her not her first time at the rodeo?

anyway on g4 dickhead was on there saying that you couldnt really tell how funny it was by the trailers cuz there wasnt much that they could get away with showing.from what he said about it it seems like it might actually be decent.guess ill wait till its on dvd to see,but people need to learn that if the trailer sucks or has edited in jokes that arent really in the movie then your film will probably not do well.and yeah i didnt see anything about sales but i wouldnt expect them to be high.

I want to like it, because I like that Grandma's Boy gang of Sandler hangarounds. Haven't seen it, probably won't in the theatre. My expectations are pretty low. I'm sure it's no Hottub Time Machine.

Someone needs to fucking choke to death that Peter Dante lisping faggot who did the TV promo ads. He's not funny. He's like if you morphed Jackasses' Party Boy and a valley girl with a speech disorder.

hot tub surprised the shit out of me by being funny.

I like the Dante guy, but that lisping shit is horrible. He's just not good at it.

Hottub was great. It's my current go to movie in the middle of the night when I'm bored to death and need to keep awake.

why you hate celebrities whose name start with "B" first it was Brandon and now its Bucky.

I suppose you make next thread to bash Bruce Willis?

I know what Paperchase is gonna say

Anything that tattooed kike thinks is good must be a piece of shit. I'd pay more to watch Mandy Morbid put on a pair of steel-toed Doc Martins and kick her in the cunt until she bled and was unable to reproduce for the rest of her life.

Oh yeah, I'd also pay to watch Mandy and the same pair of Docs kick in Brandon's/aka ekarth's head until brain tissue was flying across the room.

Paul Thomas rubbed dicks with Vivid enough to still get away with the worst porn vids around in this laughable league of pseudo-feature shit. Suicide or forced death. Now.

Bucky Larson, more like Benny Hinson, a good friend of mine, whoa, big teeth, little talent, his wife could turn a dark night light, hey, a thumb up and a thumb down for bucky and benny, whoa, don't stay too long, got a star to catch, hey.

did he study under erik everheard?

I've never seen a director more afraid of showing male to female penetration than Thomas. One would think with all the movies he appeared in he could turn out some decent porn as a director.....but nooooooooo !

PT is an artiste'. The thing to remember is that he's from the era where they were trying to mainstream porn. More emphasis on story, less on banging. He wants to be respected by the mainstream, as a filmmaker. But it must work for him. He stays employed.

Paul Thomas would have to dramatically improve his level of production. That's not gonna happen with Vivid, producers of feature porn with a gonzo look and possibly budget. He'll never be respected by anyone else than the feature fanboy crowd. Pathetic.

PT is one of those stuck-up artistic wannabee hacks that constantly uses terms like, "my vision" and "my creative juices" to try and hide the fact that he's just a smut peddler who buys, sells, and trades in whores.

I loved features from the 70's and the 80's. Thomas may be an "artiste" but he never held my attention for more than 5 minutes as a director.

The original Masseuse by PT is a good porn feature, probably the closest thing to a 70s feature in 1990.

Saw it and was underwhelmed !