If I ever return to the United States, I will consider donating my wealth to the Gates Foundation. This is contingent on your country not starting any more than 3 wars at a time from this point forward. And no more hiding behind terms like "kinetic military action." That kind of bullshit is going to get you in more 9/11-sized trouble. Believe it.

Yes, Canada does not have your bloated military-industrial complex. We also don't have unemployment over 9%, Grand Canyon-sized gaps between rich and poor, and 1 in 9 houses heading towards foreclosure. If a sheriff hits you Rodney King-style as he evicts you from your home, come up to Canada for some free health care. (I just had a free physical this week. EKG, blood work...the whole 9 yards. Free!) Last time I was in Los Angeles, you were still dumping mentally ill people on skid row in hospital gowns.