Yes...I will go into the confession booth like this:

"Forgive me father for I have sinned....it's been 4 months since my last confession. Since then, I have jerked off watching AB 5 & 22 and pulled out dozens of loads because of it. I can't bare not to wank when seeing hotties such as Crystal Ray or Julie Night Or Tawny Lyons get their smoothe pretty faces and tongues covered in gonad goo.

I feel I must stop father.....but I can't. I think I shall continue to plaster my walls with goo....so help me God"