I just can't get into the engineering babble about the melting point of steel and all of that hooplah. But, the one thing that always bothered me was the whole fucking box-cutter thing. If someone tried to hold me up with a goddamn box-cutter, I'd just punch them in the fucking face. Were these extra-long-samurai-sword-style box-cutters?

Superficial cuts don't seem so bad to me when my life's at stake. Hardcore and ultraviolent wrestling yard-tards give themselves superficial cuts for a 100 bucks a night.

I try and stay out of political and patriotic discussion, so if there's more to this particular box-cutter assault then I know, please educate me. I'm not trying to start shit, but am seriously wondering how the fuck they pulled that off with box-cutters.