I edited several movies, in fact, including the first 5 volumes of TEEN TRYOUTS (Devil's Films), the first 10 volumes of TRY-A-TEEN, I LOVE IT ROUGH vols. 1-3, and hundreds of website updates.

I'm glad you know what a truck is, sir. When Johnny directs you to stand near the exhaust, you'll know where to go. You'll be working with a very cantankerous F-150.

Please, tell us all the A-listers you talk shop with. Your reputation here is the Pitts. But I defer to you because, as everyone knows, the real money is in industrial video. What's your handle over at www.industrialvideotalk.com?