I got you Fiend. As a white man, I'd have to trust my white woman enough not to call the cops before I'd hit her.

When we were just dating, my current/last wife tossed a full beer can at me that barely whizzed past my head and hit the wall. I left the dent and refuse to paint or patch it. It reminds me (and her) that I love her enough to not fight fire with fire. That dent has been painted around for over 17 yrs now.