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#528111 - 08/26/11 06:10 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Unlike you, I wouldn't drown in 2 feet of water.
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#528117 - 08/26/11 06:50 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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The good news is there might be some dead bodies that you can use for talent. Which would be an improvement, and you don't even have to drug them!
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#528119 - 08/26/11 07:05 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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Brandon Iron is the Chuck Norris of Porn industry, he cannot be bought, bullied, subjugated or coerced. He fucks the tightest pussies on breakfast table.
Edited by Ekarth22 (08/26/11 07:05 PM)
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#528121 - 08/26/11 07:11 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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I hold a white flag on my dick at half-mast to pay respect to this adonis reincarnate Brandon Iron and surrender myself to this merciful lord as one day he shall return to take over Playboy and Brazzer.
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#528122 - 08/26/11 07:15 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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Now I understand why Ron Jeremy's dick is gone limp and he is unable to fuck furiously because he is suffering from inferiority complex and depression that Brandon will come back and claim his title as the most successful porn actor of this universe and beyond.
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#528123 - 08/26/11 07:17 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Sucks for Brandon that he has to create a meat gazing troll in his forced retirement.
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#528125 - 08/26/11 07:23 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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In Tailand, they keep a photo of Brandon in every massage parlor as good omen.
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#528129 - 08/26/11 07:40 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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obvious troll is obvious.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#528144 - 08/26/11 09:43 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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Brandon, you should quit with the Ekarth troll. Not only is the link to you obvious, but his homomoronic tone is quite disturbing. Brandon is a patriot son of America. The country needs him and other visionary entrepreneurs like him to to take America out of economic recession. What did you do for your country? It is because of people like you he is exiled into Canada. And now America is in ruins, credit rating down, unemployment rates plummeting and what not.
Edited by Ekarth22 (08/26/11 09:46 PM)
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#528149 - 08/26/11 10:05 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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@Brandon last night you said you don't know whether you're a mod or not. Well On the forum main page, see the website talk section. it clearly states you're THE MODERATOR.
Now I respect you even more, for you tolerate your critiques instead of gagging their voice like the Chinese Government.
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#528150 - 08/26/11 10:08 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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Here I found Brandon's photo with Jay Leno.
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#528155 - 08/26/11 10:40 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Brandon can't be blamed for Leno have the herp, Jay banged anything that that had a hole and a heart beat when he was a road comic. Proof: Sandra Bernhard, who he allegedly like to tie up and spank. If given the chance, I'd tie her up. Then I'd put her in a burlap sack full of kittens and chuck em all off a bridge.
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#528156 - 08/26/11 10:45 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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LOOK AT ME! I TOOK A PICTURE WITH JAY LENO!!
I never take pics with Celebs, even though I have met a lot of them at work.
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#528161 - 08/26/11 11:11 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Higher circles meaning anybody over 5 foot 5.
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#528163 - 08/26/11 11:16 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Were you dressed as an Ewok at that premier?
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#528328 - 08/28/11 11:17 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
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Just because Brandon is 5'6" doesn't make him a less human. He is a visionary and a patriot son of America.
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#528332 - 08/28/11 11:29 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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It has been prophesied by the wisest monks of China and the sanest Imams of Middle east and the purest priests of Latin America that one day Brandon shall return back to America and take over Brazzer, Playboy,Hustler and all of them. And those who deny this fact will all end up with Ron Jeremy's limp dick in their mouth.
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#528339 - 08/29/11 01:14 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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I guess cat caught the tongue of Superloads and his troll brethren after hearing this prophecy. Their silence makes it obvious that they're in agreement with this prophecy listed above.
Edited by Ekarth22 (08/29/11 01:24 AM)
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#528343 - 08/29/11 01:33 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Hey look, I have a troll brethren!
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#528351 - 08/29/11 04:55 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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J.B.
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I am using my celebrity for good. I'd like you to start using celibacy. For Good.
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#528379 - 08/29/11 10:10 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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I've pioneered the art of sellabacy. might want to pick up a dictionary to look up the spelling buddy.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#528406 - 08/29/11 12:31 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Just because Brandon is 5'6" doesn't make him a less human. He is a visionary and a patriot son of America. Are we talking about Brandon Iron or Paul Simon? If the guy is singing with a really tall, ugly guy with pubic hair on his head you mean Simon. If he is talking to a really tall, ugly girl that you have mistaken for a guy with pubic hair on her head at the local Greyhound terminal then you mean Iron.
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#528408 - 08/29/11 12:52 PM
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#528451 - 08/29/11 04:37 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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#528468 - 08/29/11 06:10 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Your Daddy heard you Brandon: BigDickDaddy Says: This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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#528470 - 08/29/11 06:18 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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You can do the right thing and post your herpes test. You already are halfway with BigDickDaddy's request.
Do right by everyone and MAN UP. Or has your Daddy failed you at teaching you that?
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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#528494 - 08/29/11 08:47 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Or, you can just admit to what a real porn star had already.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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#528516 - 08/30/11 12:24 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Who needs to go to Canada when Chatsworth is closer? I'm sure mentioning your name will draw a cringe or several.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#528550 - 08/30/11 11:18 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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What kind of half-assed crusade is Brandon on this week?
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#528577 - 08/30/11 04:46 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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J.B.
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The same one he's always on: Deflection... deflection... deflection...
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#528579 - 08/30/11 04:54 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 51
Loc: Cabrini Green Projects
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The same one he's always on: Deflection... deflection... deflection... and disinfection. What with all the herpes and gono. Brendan could singlehandedly do more damage to overall Canadian health than Lauren Phoenix, Lara Roxx, and Christie Lee ever did. Oh yeah, and Brandon Irons is a poo-eating faggot herpes-spreading dumbshit cunt.
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