Jerk: Leigh Malvo was not that funky to begin with. She did the horizontal mambo before doing The Shuffle out the door. She is a wonderful person and I'm a better man for having met her. Leigh Malvo. Exclusive to www.loadmymouth.com.

'Loads: Your name conjures up all the zip codes for misery: 63960 (Acornridge) to 63670 (Zell).

I was bumping the thread because my exclusive talent won the voting contest by defeating the former lover of celebrity Lindsay Lohan. It's Leigh Malvo's time to shine!

Just remember, please, that Lee Malvo is a spree killer who was involved with the Beltway sniper attacks back in 2002. Leigh Malvo is only guilty of stealing hearts.