Barry the Pirate
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Dats da way I hered it.
And Virgil got the job of DiBiase's lacky, by walking into Pat Patterson's office and whipping his cock out on the desk. Supposedly the Brooklyn Brawler kept his job as enhancement talent, becuase he was Pat's bitch boy.
I used to like the Hat Guy that always sat first row at wrestling events in Philly. Hat Guy, Hawaiian Shirt Guy, and the long haired Metal Head w/ the shades were always at ECW and usually at Raw or Nitro. One night while Rich was cornering for someone, Hat Guy screamed at him the whole match, "You were the worst NWA champ EVER. How does it feel to be the worst NWA Champ EVER." And on, and on. Only counter to that I ever heard was Ronnie Garvin, but that guy kinda drew the short straw becasue Flair wanted to win the Title at Starcade that year, and they had no one else to flip it to.
I remember Patterson's long time SO passing, and it was talked about pretty respectfully on WWE programming. When I read somewhere that Lombardi was his rat, if you will, I was kind of shocked. I mean, Patterson had a boyfriend, after all.
Wildfire was on fire when he won the strap. Yeah, grand scheme- wise, he was no Harley Race. But he was pretty over. I hate transitional champions. I've always been a huge mark for The Belt. At a casino show, my cheap friend and I argued over which $10 Polaroid we'd get: Mick Foley or Raven. I demanded Raven because he carried the NWA belt at the time. Even tho it was from an organization that had been dead for 15 years, it was still the NWA belt. It was the wrong choice. Scotty the Body was a dick.
The heavy metal guy at the ECW Arena was called the Faith No More Guy. I always wondered what the story was with Hat Guy and Hawaiian Shirt Guy. It alwas looked to me like Hawaiian Shirt Guy had a wig and fake mustache.
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