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#652055 - 11/06/18 08:49 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
"I did not want to hurt her. What kind of a creep do you think I am? 8 was the most that would fit. She was very stretchy. I had 6 fingers in her ass at one point and she politely asked me to ease up a bit as I had just got done fucking her ass. She seemed to really enjoy it when I played with her cervix. I did a little bit of the max hardcore push the asshole out through the cunt and push the cunt out through the ass thing. I offered her a red bull for the ride home because she was tired and she said they were bad for your health."

--- License Plate/FBF/CxGqFu
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#652067 - 11/13/18 12:09 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
CxGxPx Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
So in conclusion, as your financial advisor, I think your precious children have potential for a career as tiny exploited gape-angels. Headstand horse-play, dwarf-dom, vanilla gay-for-pay (probably with a Christmas-themed script where they star as naughty cookies or dangling bulbs who won't sit still). We've talked about this before, and you've shown reluctance in the past, but it's still not too late to simply boil them alive and harvest their organs for the Chinese Pingping market. It's flush right now, swollen. We could teach them to farm WoW gold points and use them as bitcoin mining slaves in my own basement. We could restrain them with the TOSLINK cables, if they're not too brittle from years of neglect. I think you could make $2 a day filling out online surveys.

Ciao (call me),
Unrepentant Ball of Nightmare Flesh

Nobody is really sure what causes autism, but I just read an article in Game Informer which 100% proves that you have scarification on the part of your brain that makes it possible to understand or love other human beings - pretty much the only reason most people value their own lives. Your entire journey, cradle to grave, is going to be spent in incurable separation from all things of value. You're physically incapable of actually experiencing life as a human being; your only option (which you've clearly already explored) is to manipulate yourself, staring at a computer screen, until your penis gives a wet physical response and stickies the palm of your hand. The moment you learned to masturbate was the last significant step towards wholeness you will ever make.

Your proximity to pornography and engagement with prostitution is waste of money. I think it's very unlikely that anyone will notice your financial relationship with broken & exploited women and ever confuse you for some dynamic or interesting pimp character. Porntoken is an extraordinarily unprofessional looking venture - it is impossible for any neurotypical person to look at your shitty logo and cruel, low-rent DVDs and mistake it for a functioning generator of wealth. If that was an attempt to transition from passive consumer to creator/participant, it failed.

Pornography is your primary and final relationship, and it is one you are failing at. You're going to slowly oscillate from sleep towards meaningless and silent orgasms until you die.
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#652068 - 11/13/18 04:09 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: CxGxPx]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
So in conclusion, as your financial advisor, I think your precious children have potential for a career as tiny exploited gape-angels. Headstand horse-play, dwarf-dom, vanilla gay-for-pay (probably with a Christmas-themed script where they star as naughty cookies or dangling bulbs who won't sit still). We've talked about this before, and you've shown reluctance in the past, but it's still not too late to simply boil them alive and harvest their organs for the Chinese Pingping market. It's flush right now, swollen. We could teach them to farm WoW gold points and use them as bitcoin mining slaves in my own basement. We could restrain them with the TOSLINK cables, if they're not too brittle from years of neglect. I think you could make $2 a day filling out online surveys.

Ciao (call me),
Unrepentant Ball of Nightmare Flesh

Nobody is really sure what causes autism, but I just read an article in Game Informer which 100% proves that you have scarification on the part of your brain that makes it possible to understand or love other human beings - pretty much the only reason most people value their own lives. Your entire journey, cradle to grave, is going to be spent in incurable separation from all things of value. You're physically incapable of actually experiencing life as a human being; your only option (which you've clearly already explored) is to manipulate yourself, staring at a computer screen, until your penis gives a wet physical response and stickies the palm of your hand. The moment you learned to masturbate was the last significant step towards wholeness you will ever make.

Your proximity to pornography and engagement with prostitution is waste of money. I think it's very unlikely that anyone will notice your financial relationship with broken & exploited women and ever confuse you for some dynamic or interesting pimp character. Porntoken is an extraordinarily unprofessional looking venture - it is impossible for any neurotypical person to look at your shitty logo and cruel, low-rent DVDs and mistake it for a functioning generator of wealth. If that was an attempt to transition from passive consumer to creator/participant, it failed.

Pornography is your primary and final relationship, and it is one you are failing at. You're going to slowly oscillate from sleep towards meaningless and silent orgasms until you die.




















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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


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#653417 - 01/07/20 07:22 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: J.B.]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Remember when you had to pay for porn and water was free? - Alan Hamel
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


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#653423 - 01/08/20 03:56 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: faceblaster]
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Great quote. Reading it made my morning. ::

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#654089 - 07/17/20 10:10 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: ivorenginedriver]
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
There is anal at the end of this tunnel.

Describing the hopefully successful return of Dana Hayes into the jiz biz after scores of previous unsuccessful attempts.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People

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