Mr Irons I'm pretty sure I'll be leading a herd long after you're gone, arthritis and alcoholism notwithstanding. It's just a matter of time until the syphilis attacks your brain stem if it hasn't already.
No way B, the good money is on auto erotic asphyxiation for our Brandon Irons. At least that's what I have down in the dead pool. For sex addicts, of his long tenure, even masturbation needs to have risks.