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#527758 - 08/22/11 12:51 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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DICK, it took so f'n long for that to get off the front page of your site, and now you gotta go posting it here??!!?? Panzer wouldn't even post that.
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#527786 - 08/22/11 05:40 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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Do you deny that you are infected with herpes? You are completely STD free?
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#527875 - 08/23/11 05:53 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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You don't use zovirax ?????
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#527877 - 08/23/11 06:00 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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He probably uses Canadian folk medicine and pours beer on it then sleeps with a ham steak taped to his crotch.
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#527878 - 08/23/11 06:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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You forgot to work in poutine.
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#527882 - 08/23/11 06:39 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Nope. The poutine is a treatment for women.
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#527980 - 08/25/11 09:40 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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#527985 - 08/25/11 11:56 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
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I heard he's still on set trying to crank out a load.
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#527986 - 08/25/11 12:12 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Ryan suffered an ring-related injury on set not unlike the one Ben Stiller suffered in the bathroom during filming of There's Something About Mary. There's something about Ryan.....bravery.
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#528001 - 08/25/11 04:19 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Elder of Zion
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Not me. Ryan is a really nice guy and that's why he got the work that he did. He's a fun target for abuse and never quite sees himself the way others do, but in reality he is a super nice guy. Sorry I can't help with this one.
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#528018 - 08/25/11 10:27 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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I'm sure someone knows Ryan's real name posted on PWL to help find out what he is up to.
Unless Brandon told them to back off before he sent the check.
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#528023 - 08/25/11 11:44 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Kinda ironic coming from a wannabe model who posed for gay agencies because he was too short for legit ones.
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#528026 - 08/26/11 12:04 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Yeah, I'm sure you made several Men's Fitness mags with you jacking your dick solo.
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#528034 - 08/26/11 01:38 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
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Heightism, heh he
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#528055 - 08/26/11 10:46 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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Brandon Iron is a man with guts full of positive energy and friendly spirit. Any normal man would have lost his patience with the kind of hate-comments poured against him on this board like he's the enemy#1 of America after Osama bin Laden. Here is a food for thought for all the herpes flammers from Rocco Siffredi's interview with Lukeisback Are you not afraid of other veneral diseases, like herpes?"Let me tell you a secret: in this business everybody has herpes, myself included. Every professional in the porn-world has herpes, male or female. It's the smallest thing you can get, it's really nothing serious. Now and then it shows up on your body, then you get small blisters or ulcers on your mouth or genitals. Sometimes it returns once in two years, sometimes two times a month. It's called Herpes Simplex.
"My doctor said every fourth person on earth has some kind of herpes, a quarter of the total world-population."
But you don't have to worry no more, for you already have it. (Sighs)
"Probably I got it even before I came into this business. "
I presume you don't work when blisters and ulcers show on your lips?
"No, then I have to rest for a week and take my medicine."
Edited by Ekarth22 (08/26/11 10:48 AM)
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#528059 - 08/26/11 11:04 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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Its good to know that another one of Brandon's Alts, is using an admission by Rocco, to say of Brandon, "hey, his herpes isn't so bad, its a minor sore". Keep telling yourself that Brandon, I'm sure it impresses the ladies. I ain't no alt of Brandon. He's capable enough to defend himself from his original profile. I'm just bored with this overused herpes name-calling, that's why I had to post it.
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#528065 - 08/26/11 12:39 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Hey look, Ekarth is gay for Brandon.
Getting creative with new alts I see, eh Brandon?
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#528069 - 08/26/11 01:37 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Brandon isn't even an Alpha while in the same room with Germy.
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#528072 - 08/26/11 01:46 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Excerpts from Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" suits you better.
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#528074 - 08/26/11 01:56 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Are you sitting, or is that your normal height?
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#528076 - 08/26/11 02:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Is that your Mom's kitchenware?
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#528078 - 08/26/11 03:00 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Early forced retirement not suiting you well, is it?
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#528083 - 08/26/11 04:50 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I have a couple of those free Hotmovies cards lying around somewhere. Sorry if I don't waste the trial time on your "slop porn". Have Ekarth P.M. you. Maybe you can tease him with a free DVD.
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#528087 - 08/26/11 05:07 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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I made you a present. Yuck! Do you put your spunk on the actual counter you use to prepare food? That's Panzer nasty.
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#528089 - 08/26/11 05:10 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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#528091 - 08/26/11 05:11 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Sanitary and Brandon aren't mutual. Just look his old Load My Mouth horror pics.
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#528095 - 08/26/11 05:13 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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They're not old. They're classic. Think Ginger Lynn circa 1986. 25 years from now, fans will be pleasuring themselves to Andrea Anderson. Years from now, the words of another Canadian, Neil Young, will echo in my ears: Old man look at my life, I'm a lot like you were. Old man look at my life, I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life, Twenty four and there's so much more Live alone in a paradise That makes me think of two.
Love lost, such a cost, Give me things that don't get lost. Like a coin that won't get tossed Rolling home to you.
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#528096 - 08/26/11 05:17 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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It's more Alarma! than anything classic.
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