Which one of you should I respond to? I see 3 of you.

That's easy with an alt army.

I know but how are we going to stop these guys from doing it?

Brandon Ironic.

Your Autofill function is not working properly.

Brandon Schizophrenic.

Now it's working fine.

Google Auto Search is working fine too:

Brandon Iron

Ouch.

Then don't poke at it until it clears up.

Can't help it. It festers. It won't go away. It...it....just keeps posting.

Like your many Alts, it your fault that it has spread. Think of this board as all the whores you hired, and how the infection keeps acting up because you keep sticking your infected dick in it.

Like you bumping this thread with one of your examples.

Please stop calling my girlfriends "whores."

They're imaginary anyway, so I don't think they would mind. In fact, they get all Slap Happy over it.

My webmaster believes they are very, very real.
Call Alexxis a whore and she'll kick you in yo' face.

I believe your imaginary girlfriends that they spent the worst 15 minutes of their life with you. Does that count?

Some couplings last a lifetime. Others last a day. Who is to judge?

After all, my erstwhile dear,
My no longer cherished,
Need we say it was not love
Just because it perished?

If you love somebody, give them herpes - Brandon to Hillary.

If you love breathing, give it a rest.

Are you gonna send your imaginary girlfriends over to assassinate me?

No....blow you.

Hillary never thinks of me.

Brandon has a gnome army ready and waiting.

That's a misgnomer.

Take my post up with Willie D, Branson. A quick Google search of "Brandon Iron herpes" brings up the Hillary thing on "his board".

BTW, your "herpes" is crawling all over that Google search.

Much like Melissa, I'm sure she tries really hard to forget.

I think your computer has a virus.

Unlike yourself, I use protection.

You...fuck your computer?? Kinky.

I wear a biohazard suit here. I bought it off Wankus.

Everyone knows you don't own a suit.

Everyone knows that the last time you wore one was to ring a bell shouting "THE PLANE, THE PLANE!!"

Please have the intestinal fortitude to follow Herve Villechaize's lead.

Despite your ever expanding gut, you're the last guy to ever question anyone's intestinal fortitude.

I've stopped growing vertically and have decided to expand my sphere of influence.

There are no Waffle Houses here. Also, I don't have a car.

Well this thread has run out of steam...

Iron wins again.

I thought Sean was gonna bring out more hate here. Two threads started on your sorry ass Brandon from one of the people behind the whole take down of PWL. Now I guess Sean says "Fuck it", being that you're irrelevant in the porn world now. Jeebus, he'd rather jaw with Germy. Sheesh.

Iron wins again....and again....and again....and once more.

I'm still waiting on how a doofus like yourself thinks that throwing cum around makes you a Man, being that you can't and will never Father children.

The only bun in oven you baked with your sperm was to have someone you hired eat it. If you don't see how much of a fukken slimeball lowlife you are, then Sean does have something over you.

ETA: add Sociopath to the slimball lowlife string. This will make this Sean fuckup thread get legs again.

Great American Fathers:

Ryan O'Neal: O'Neal beat the teeth out of son Griffin's head -- and that's not among his top three offenses (he shot at Griffin once, too). What puts O'Neal over the top are anecdotes like forcing daughter Tatum to snort cocaine so she'd lose weight. When a depressed Tatum tried to slit her wrists, he simply told her she'd cut the wrong way.

Byron Keith Perkins: Career criminal Perkins was granted temporary release from prison so he could donate a kidney to his son, Destin. Destin needed the transplant to save his life. Byron needed to skip the country and go to Puerto Vallarta.

Shawn Kemp: most famous from his NBA stint in Seattle, Sports Illustrated made him the poster child for deadbeat athlete dads. The Reign Man sired nine kids out of wedlock with seven different women.

Sam Grizzle: You might see poker pro Grizzle on shows like NBC's Poker After Dark, but you won't see the degenerate planning for his kid's future. Fellow pro Todd Brunson tells a story where a $20,000-in-debt Grizzle, with a newborn and facing eviction, begged Brunson for a loan so he could make money gambling to pay his bills. Miraculously, he did, winning $50K -- but then got drunk, went back to the tables and was broke 12 hours later.

Bing Crosby: Born in Tacoma, the crooner was among the first true multimedia stars in America. But his true calling was mental and physical cruelty, as son Gary revealed in his tell-all memoir "Going My Way." Gary was the lone surviving son -- Lindsay and Dennis, scarred by the old man, both shot themselves in the head.

Michael Jackson: If you didn't know about those persistent allegations of pedophilia, you'd think a man-child would make an OK dad. Toys! Games! A damn ranch with chimps! But then, you'd think a man-child would know better than to hang his infant son off of a balcony.

Marvin Gaye Sr.: It's all about making the effort. Marvin Jr. made the effort, reaching out to his dad by presenting him with a $1 million check (dad rebuffed him, implying singing pop music meant he'd lost his soul) and by dedicating songs to him (no reply). The only effort pops made was shooting Marvin Jr. to death, robbing him of life and robbing us all of years of makeout music.

Karl Malone: It's always worse with hypocrisy. Other NBA players leave the mailman in the dust, spreading-seed wise (he only has three kids out of wedlock, two the product of an extramarital affair). But he did knock up NFL prospect Demetrius Bell's mom when she was just 13, and Malone was a college sophomore. Malone has still never spoken with Bell.

Woody Allen: Describing his relationship to Soon-Yi, Allen has said: "It's got a more paternal feeling to it."

Joe Simpson: Dad to Jessica and Ashlee, showbiz dad Joe registers high on the creepy meter with these comments to Us Weekly. "Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

(Thanks, internet, for the research.)

LOL sorry..Steele is pretty fun to mess with you gotta admit

'Loads loses....again.

It was fun to read BigDickDaddy hammer away at Germy. He did a good job hammering Brandon too. But Real Luke was a better read all around. LiB gives idiots like Monica and Germy a voice that only renders it a joke, like Brandon.

yea, Monica just proclaimed me PWL. said i was in cahoots with you know who....

I mentioned it to someone in private, I'll repeat it here:

A crazy broad's next enemy is her current closest ally.

There is no way around it.

You are either 100% good or 100% evil, no shades of gray for them.

'Loads: What is your obsession with all things Daddy? You berate me for not being one. You hold fathers in freakishly high esteem. You follow someone who goes by the moniker BigDickDaddy. You obsess over his words by quoting him like Scripture.

What part of your soul is unfulfilled by the lack of a strong father figure? This needs to be explored.

I don't think a good Father rears a child that grows up to be Brandon Iron. Does that satisfy your curiosity?

But what specifically did your father do or fail to do that makes you seek out the approval of father figures? Did it weird you out to be bare-bottom spanked at 12 years old? Was his birds-and-bees talk a little too hands-on? Did he leave you as a small child in pursuit of a better life elsewhere with people he loved?

Or -- and brace yourself, please -- are all your attempts to be "Super" at something...ANYthing -- just a feeble attempt to hear, "Son, I'm proud of you"? Aha! That's it!