Dats da way I hered it.

And Virgil got the job of DiBiase's lacky, by walking into Pat Patterson's office and whipping his cock out on the desk. Supposedly the Brooklyn Brawler kept his job as enhancement talent, becuase he was Pat's bitch boy.

I used to like the Hat Guy that always sat first row at wrestling events in Philly. Hat Guy, Hawaiian Shirt Guy, and the long haired Metal Head w/ the shades were always at ECW and usually at Raw or Nitro. One night while Rich was cornering for someone, Hat Guy screamed at him the whole match, "You were the worst NWA champ EVER. How does it feel to be the worst NWA Champ EVER." And on, and on. Only counter to that I ever heard was Ronnie Garvin, but that guy kinda drew the short straw becasue Flair wanted to win the Title at Starcade that year, and they had no one else to flip it to.