When Brandon Iron enters a room, you hear "And heeeeeeeeeres Herpes!"

Lulz at Brandon reaching. Do you still need help with that reel? Or should I just direct them to a tube site?

I'm happy with all my accomplishments. What's intriguing about you is that you have so much mainstream success -- well, allegedly -- yet you continue to sniff around the dregs of porn. Why is that? I have a BLACK camera, not RED. Is that holding me back?

Not everyone in the industry are dregs. I don't have anything to say about the production company who hosts this particular site. The bottom line is industry people generally represent themselves in their own manner, and being that you act like a complete jackass who promotes on it's basic surface "slop porn" only provides the cannon fodder.

J.B. is right. We are only regurgitating what others have said about you for years now. I'm just piling on what is already been posted about you. I don't investigate you like others have here. I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating: I've would have never known who most of you mopes are until I started lurking here. How I react to the collective "mopage" is how you represent yourselves here. Once you decided to stick your diseased cock into whatever thread or dynamic that I participate in, well. I'm just gonna call bullshit on your ass. Not because I'm riding some High Horse. I'm just knocking you off yours.

If Seymour Butts can call himself a producer/director, I guess anybody can. Again, you are represented by your work. Being that you constantly push it outside of the Website Talk forum, it's bound to be judged upon it's own merit. I just happen to have some technical background from working in various fields of production that lends me to a greater area of criticism.

But hey, I didn't start this thread. I only started one thread about Brandon Iron in the limerick thread. That's after the Knox Haiku thread overran it's course. A thread where again you stuck your diseased cock into. Once more, you represent yourself here. I'm not the guy who posted a whole hit piece about you on my own blog, to which I found lame myself.

You're still pretty much a hack, but you're XPT's hack after all. That counts for something.

So many words. So little meaning.

BI vs whoever is the new Jigaloo vs Tritone or the new Hollywood, come up with one fresh original idea and redo the hell out of it until it is staler than the potato chips behind the cushions of Max Hardcore's couch.

I think we just read the site differently, SL. It seems like you're looking for some kind of real insight and enrichment on there. I look for lulz.



C'mon just look at that get-up with the teal wifebeater and the absurd over-sized aviators standing next to the Denny's waitress and tell me you don't find it funny as fuck.

How deep is your league...( not in a gay way )...I play like 12 leagues, one thing ive learned is its not stats week one, its targets..Go find a guy who had alot of targets...

Yep, 12 team ppr. Scouring the waiver wire for targets is what lead me to the championship last year.


Yesterday I took out my opponent 160-113, thanks in large part to Kenny Britt and his 80yd td catch. The league I'm in gives a ton of bonus points for TD yardage. I think I'm going to try and pick up the guy from Seattle that had a decent game yesterday or the Gibson guy that stepped up for the Rams after Amendola went down. I usually don't like to make changes the first 2 weeks, but sticking someone on I/R doesn't mean you gave up on him. I have Davone Bess as my back up, we'll see tonight what he can do.

before you grab a Ram check Bradfords injury...

Tru Dat.

The Lulz were better here when idiot Darrah posted here.

^^^^Yep.

Bradford cleared to play. STL WR's still non-existent.

Gibson had 50 catches last year as what, 3rd option? I'm putting in claims on him and a couple other guys, we'll see which one I get. It is just someone to sit on my bench until week 5. My #1 claim is for Cadilac Williams, I think he'll put up some #'s on the Giants. If I get him, I'll sit Ryan Grant and not root for Foster to stay hurt, becasue my other option is Ben Tate.

Although I am tempted to claim Newton, because the guy that lost Peyton for who knows how long is picking after me and he's rocking Kolb and Collins right now. Orton is my # 2 QB, behind Vick. I figure Denver going to spend alot of time playing from behind and chucking the ball all over the place, though. Especially with Moreno hurt.

Wideouts I got Larry Fitz, Kenny Britt, and Davone Bess as starters. Witten my TE, with Cooley as back up. Rackers my kicker (I always draft dome kickers to start), and Folk backing up. Defense is my J E T S Jets. Buccaneers as my reserve, but that may not last long.

This year my league is allowing 1 player per team to be on I/R that is listed as Questionable. Used to be only 2 spots and they had to be Out or Doubtful, but so many people were cryin about it last year, they added a spot. That is going to make the free agent pool pretty light soon. You don't have to have a legal roster until 12:55pm Sunday, so I think some shenanigans are going to be going on. I screen cap my match ups after the early games start, just in case. Money is on the line, so I tolerate no funny business.

SF might have a good defense this season, and being that the play in the horrid NFCW, that might be an option for a backup FF D. Same with K, and both Bay Area teams have abysmal QB's, so Akers and Jano could be nice pickups later. I don't play FF though.

Speaking of abysmal, Orton and Campbell looked terrible last night. SD wins that division easy, although the AFCW play each other pretty tough.