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#234765 - 08/27/08 02:19 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234766 - 08/27/08 02:28 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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BTW Larry Elder is black. Just in case you didn't know.
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#234767 - 08/27/08 02:30 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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I should note the book came out in February just in time for Black History Month.
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#234768 - 08/28/08 09:26 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Iluvcookie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 51
Loc: between your legs
I'm only responding to this post because I want the nutt sack shot to move up. PLEASE STOP BUMPING THAT POST.
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#234769 - 10/17/08 01:08 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234770 - 10/18/08 11:24 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Sweet, now everyone who's been asking for my pics, can actually see a picture of me from almost 6 years ago, from 2003, people on here have PM'img me like crazy telling me that BIFF is actually in love with me. I refuse to believe it, and when they write it I get this awful raw fucking pain of disgust in my stomach at just the thought of you and what you actually look like, smell like, what your wallet looks like, while you type away your gangsta' internet tough guy anger at me in your small either one room for rent or your moms basement.

I love how you took time out of your "busy" LMFAO life to search for those. Oh that's right, you're so infatuated that you saved them to your hard drive. Probably the only thing that gets hard on ya. Better enjoy whatever hardness you can get.

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#234771 - 10/18/08 12:50 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234772 - 10/18/08 05:54 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Sweet, now everyone who's been asking for my pics, can actually see a picture of me from almost 6 years ago, from 2003, people on here have PM'img me like crazy telling me that BIFF is actually in love with me. I refuse to believe it, and when they write it I get this awful raw fucking pain of disgust in my stomach at just the thought of you and what you actually look like, smell like, what your wallet looks like, while you type away your gangsta' internet tough guy anger at me in your small either one room for rent or your moms basement.

I love how you took time out of your "busy" LMFAO life to search for those. Oh that's right, you're so infatuated that you saved them to your hard drive. Probably the only thing that gets hard on ya. Better enjoy whatever hardness you can get.






Stop kidding yourself. No one is PMing a disgustingly hypocritical hermie such as yourself. I will continue to belittle you until you pack up and go elsewhere. The shit you spewed on belladouche's board about XPT isn't going unanswered. Just because that board is gone doesn't mean you'll get off lightly. You're a vile pig. Too bad Bishop's not around. If he was, you'd spew your bigotry ad nauseum.

Contrary to your ego and self-importance, I didn't search for your ramblings. I was looking up some old Bishop and arab posts when I stumbled upon those sickening pics of you. Go ahead and say you didn't call Bishop a "nigger." I've got proof otherwise.

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#234773 - 10/18/08 06:07 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234774 - 10/18/08 06:10 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234775 - 10/18/08 07:04 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Sorry to derail to the other posters, but Bishop is a nigger. Peeps who pm'd me, I will ignore and not derail anything again regarding this retard.

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#234776 - 10/18/08 07:10 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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The BOTH of you stop de-railing one of the better threads on the board. Aren't there enough crappy ones?

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#234777 - 10/18/08 07:12 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Back on track:


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#234778 - 10/18/08 07:24 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234779 - 10/18/08 07:25 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234780 - 10/18/08 07:26 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
From the herm:

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You've got alot of work ahead ya if you think "YOU" can chase me from anywhere, so either dont read my post or continue to make an idiot out of yourself and keep posting behind me.....Im here to stay fuckface. So you enjoy your weekend and you should rent the space in your head with something you enjoy if you hate me so much.

I see so many people wanting the need to see "OLD POSTS" of me having a meltdown as you call it and reliving 8 year old shit. Im sure they come on everyday and log on to see just that. You're embarassing yourself not me. I dont give a shit. Im here to stay whether you like it, Bishop likes it, or Arab likes it, why dont you try emailing them and begging them to come back to "get me"
Learn the meaning of belittle/get off lightly, no one gives a fuck, but you, people have "real lives' unlike you, cause in your mind if you think that is what you're doing you are totally off the mark once again.
Continue to jack off in your rented room.




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#234781 - 10/18/08 07:30 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234782 - 10/18/08 07:31 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234783 - 10/18/08 07:33 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234784 - 10/18/08 07:35 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Posts: 7322
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Ummm what is this one about? I think I missed it.
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#234785 - 10/18/08 07:52 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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That's Wankus: Age 6. CLICKY

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#234786 - 10/18/08 08:43 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234787 - 10/18/08 10:15 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Posts: 2058
Sorry guys I realize i'm late to the party just noticing this pic posted back in march, but good sweet christ on a bike - there are some whores off the beaten path that you want to fuck once just for the experience, and then there's other whores you hope never decide they need a sperm donor and you're the closest male she decides to bull rush and fling in the air like a rag doll as part of her dino mating ritual. Reminds me of that squarejaw Laura Orsolya (bottom pic). I'd like to see a reverse gangbang clash of the titans where these giants team up against Steve Holmes in the middle and compress him into the singularity.




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#234788 - 10/19/08 12:13 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234789 - 10/19/08 07:08 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Is that really Patrick Swayze, and Saratoga was funny, I think it was Willie who put a rose in his mouth.

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#234790 - 10/20/08 01:06 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234791 - 10/20/08 05:13 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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If this doesn't belong here, nothing does:







EDIT: Should have attributed it to K1ng.


Edited by Jim B. (10/20/08 06:50 AM)

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#234792 - 10/20/08 06:30 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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^^^^ That's the funniest thing I've seen on here this year. I don't know who made it but goddamn, it's a classic.
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#234793 - 10/21/08 09:17 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 04/14/03
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If this doesn't belong here, nothing does:







EDIT: Should have attributed it to K1ng.




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#234794 - 10/21/08 04:14 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Wow... !!!

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#234795 - 10/25/08 08:12 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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If this doesn't belong here, nothing does:




True.

King, your posting is paradigm-shifting, and I feel that I have to go to the bone pile, pick up a femur, and start pounding away for a few minutes, then, toss up the femur bone in slow motion...

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#234796 - 10/25/08 10:28 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I object to the video on the grounds that it gets too close to the truth. (Putting on Moderator hat.....Hmmmmmm....where's that DELETE button?)

I post pics documenting my sex life because I'm horny, lonely, and do not possess the social skills necessary to meet real women. I am a rat on a wheel stimulated by the release of dopamine in my brain each time I orgasm. I have made it to 40 years of age proving that not all unemployed people are accounted for in government statistics. I find it easier to pay women for companionship because I falsely believe it is cheaper than nourishing a healthy, loving relationship. My dependence on the approval of others masks a deep-seated insecurity and hardwired low-self-esteem. I fantasized about being in porn since a then-girlfriend complimented my fucking after we broke a bed together. My irrational exhuberance caused me to abandon any real hopes for a normal career. I realize that my body will rapidly decline in its ability to perform at any level of sex that is worth paying to see. Blowing money has been ingrained in my brain for so long that I know I will eventually burn through all my savings. Suicide-level depression will set in following the theft of my checkbook by the 2,234th update for www.loadmymouth.com date. Her name will absolutely end in the letter y, as in Mandy, Candy, or Haley. My last months in the very near future will play out like I am remaking Leaving Las Vegas. Gia Jordan will be the last person to photograph the Ironman, lying in a gutter outside Porn Star Karaoke with urine-stained pants and gonorrhea-stained Jockeys.

So, how was your day?

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#234797 - 10/25/08 10:45 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I object to the video on the grounds that it gets too close to the truth. (Putting on Moderator hat.....Hmmmmmm....where's that DELETE button?)

I post pics documenting my sex life because I'm horny, lonely, and do not possess the social skills necessary to meet real women. I am a rat on a wheel stimulated by the release of dopamine in my brain each time I orgasm. I have made it to 40 years of age proving that not all unemployed people are accounted for in government statistics. I find it easier to pay women for companionship because I falsely believe it is cheaper than nourishing a healthy, loving relationship. My dependence on the approval of others masks a deep-seated insecurity and hardwired low-self-esteem. I fantasized about being in porn since a then-girlfriend complimented my fucking after we broke a bed together. My irrational exhuberance caused me to abandon any real hopes for a normal career. I realize that my body will rapidly decline in its ability to perform at any level of sex that is worth paying to see. Blowing money has been ingrained in my brain for so long that I know I will eventually burn through all my savings. My last months in the very near future will play out like I am remaking Leaving Las Vegas. Gia Jordan will be the last person to photograph the Ironman, lying in a gutter outside Porn Star Karaoke with urine-stained pants and gonorrhea-stained Jockeys.

So, how was your day?




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#234798 - 10/25/08 10:50 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I meant every word. Promise to inject me with penicillin even after I am dead. I want to be an STD-free corpse.

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#234799 - 10/25/08 11:17 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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<snip>Suicide-level depression will set in following the theft of my checkbook by the 2,234th update for (shameless plug). Her name will absolutely end in the letter y, as in Mandy, Candy, or Haley.<snip>



That's why you instruct little missy to keep clapping her hands whenever she wanders off from eyesight (changing in the next room, etc). Sure there are her feet unaccounted for, but anything stolen with those she's basically earned.

For the rest of that Leaving Porn Valley gloom and doom, that's not how I see it going down. Flash forward and we see you at a S.A.A. (sex addicts anonymous) meeting, which you join with the best of intentions to swapping one addiction (sex) for another (god), before realizing it's fertile ground for new recruits, and the cycle continues with a new S.A.A. themed line.

The real solution to feeling rudderless is gardening therapy. You know, fruits and vegetables -- blinking and sparkling, almost human -- something to watch over. In turn, spreading themselves like sunlight, they watch over you. Once you get that far, get in touch and we take it from there. Not sure it works; read it on a matchbook - maybe there's something to it.


Edited by Mark_J (10/25/08 11:45 PM)

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#234800 - 10/25/08 11:32 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I would end up growing cucumbers and paying women to let me bone them with the biggest ones.

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#234801 - 10/26/08 11:02 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
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#234802 - 12/04/08 05:51 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Gigi's Christmas '08:



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#234803 - 12/04/08 05:57 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
Quote:

Quote:

If this doesn't belong here, nothing does:







EDIT: Should have attributed it to K1ng.




Amazing




I second that
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#234804 - 12/04/08 05:59 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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Sorry guys I realize i'm late to the party just noticing this pic posted back in march, but good sweet christ on a bike - there are some whores off the beaten path that you want to fuck once just for the experience, and then there's other whores you hope never decide they need a sperm donor and you're the closest male she decides to bull rush and fling in the air like a rag doll as part of her dino mating ritual. Reminds me of that squarejaw Laura Orsolya (bottom pic). I'd like to see a reverse gangbang clash of the titans where these giants team up against Steve Holmes in the middle and compress him into the singularity.








Is it just me or is that Patrick Swayze fucking that chick in the second picture?
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#234805 - 02/07/09 03:58 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International


Bornyo
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#234806 - 03/22/09 12:57 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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---Courtesy of Ms. Marley Mason

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#234807 - 03/23/09 06:10 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Bishop's pal
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#234808 - 03/23/09 06:59 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
^^^ I believe he also dresses up as Chucky on Hollywood Blvd. A man of many talents.
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#234809 - 03/23/09 10:19 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Is it just me or is that Patrick Swayze fucking that chick in the second picture?


I was thinking Jan-Michael Vincent from "Airwolf."

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#234810 - 03/24/09 03:15 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Everyone keeps asking that same question and no one has ever answered w/proof of it.

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#234811 - 03/24/09 05:50 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Everyone keeps asking that same question and no one has ever answered w/proof of it.


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#234812 - 03/24/09 07:53 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
cmon thats not johnny castle
lol
patrick swayzes like on the cover of every tabloid all the time- hes dying of something
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#234813 - 03/24/09 04:48 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Patrick Swayze is Burg???

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#234814 - 05/19/10 06:53 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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So both guys know what to call her.







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