In advance of Hurricane Irene, I am ordering you to evacuate this board. Leave. Now.

Unlike you, I wouldn't drown in 2 feet of water.

The abundance of hot air has me concerned that the hurricane has arrived. I'm begging you to leave immediately. If not then, sooner.

The good news is there might be some dead bodies that you can use for talent. Which would be an improvement, and you don't even have to drug them!

Brandon Iron is the Chuck Norris of Porn industry, he cannot be bought, bullied, subjugated or coerced.
He fucks the tightest pussies on breakfast table.

I hold a white flag on my dick at half-mast to pay respect to this adonis reincarnate Brandon Iron and surrender myself to this merciful lord as one day he shall return to take over Playboy and Brazzer.

Now I understand why Ron Jeremy's dick is gone limp and he is unable to fuck furiously because he is suffering from inferiority complex and depression that Brandon will come back and claim his title as the most successful porn actor of this universe and beyond.

Sucks for Brandon that he has to create a meat gazing troll in his forced retirement.

In Tailand, they keep a photo of Brandon in every massage parlor as good omen.

obvious troll is obvious.

Brandon is a patriot son of America. The country needs him and other visionary entrepreneurs like him to to take America out of economic recession.

What did you do for your country? It is because of people like you he is exiled into Canada. And now America is in ruins, credit rating down, unemployment rates plummeting and what not.

@Brandon last night you said you don't know whether you're a mod or not. Well On the forum main page, see the website talk section. it clearly states you're THE MODERATOR.

Now I respect you even more, for you tolerate your critiques instead of gagging their voice like the Chinese Government.

Here I found Brandon's photo with Jay Leno.

Brandon can't be blamed for Leno have the herp, Jay banged anything that that had a hole and a heart beat when he was a road comic. Proof: Sandra Bernhard, who he allegedly like to tie up and spank. If given the chance, I'd tie her up. Then I'd put her in a burlap sack full of kittens and chuck em all off a bridge.

LOOK AT ME! I TOOK A PICTURE WITH JAY LENO!!

I never take pics with Celebs, even though I have met a lot of them at work.

I move in higher circles. Sorry, but I'm not going to apologize for that. Oh....well maybe I just did. I should say I won't apologize more than once for that.

Higher circles meaning anybody over 5 foot 5.

I also have a photo with the guy who played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars, Hayden Christensen. (He says, "Hi, Superloads.")

Were you dressed as an Ewok at that premier?

I also have a photo with the lead singer from The Hives.

How to grow taller and increase your height

Your humour is dated so I thought you would appreciate this link (same era):
http://btjunkie.org/search?q=seinfeld&o=22

Just because Brandon is 5'6" doesn't make him a less human. He is a visionary and a patriot son of America.

It has been prophesied by the wisest monks of China and the sanest Imams of Middle east and the purest priests of Latin America that one day Brandon shall return back to America and take over Brazzer, Playboy,Hustler and all of them. And those who deny this fact will all end up with Ron Jeremy's limp dick in their mouth.

I guess cat caught the tongue of Superloads and his troll brethren after hearing this prophecy. Their silence makes it obvious that they're in agreement with this prophecy listed above.

Hey look, I have a troll brethren!

I am using my celebrity for good. Just trying to help others who cannot help themselves....like the children of certain posters around here. Personally, it would bother me to no end to know I was a Deadbeat Dad. It would fester. It would cause me to lash out at others.

These are the people I seek to help.

I'd like you to start using celibacy. For Good.

I've pioneered the art of sellabacy. I promote my work and sell as much as I can. In turn, I keep myself off the streets and protect the public. This has been my public service announcement.

Brandon, your still PWL..this is fact cause google said so...Ive been hearing other rumors about you as well...hope those aren't true...

There are many rumors about many people, Sean. Some are worse than others.
How are you children doing?

"Dad......Dad??......Dad??.......Are you there, Dad? "
"You forgot my birthday again, Dad."
"School is starting this week Dad. All the other kids have new shoes. C-c-can I get some new kicks? Not like those other kicks you gave me. Those weren't funny but I laughed it off."
"Dad.....Dad??.....Dad???"
"Mom's asking where the check is Dad. Did you lose the check in that hole in your pocket again? Don't worry, my pants have holes in them, too. Dad??"
"These Food Bank tins expired in 2010, Dad. Why do other kids' parents shop at Ralph's and Safeway and we have to go to a bank? Dad??"

might want to pick up a dictionary to look up the spelling buddy.

Are we talking about Brandon Iron or Paul Simon? If the guy is singing with a really tall, ugly guy with pubic hair on his head you mean Simon. If he is talking to a really tall, ugly girl that you have mistaken for a guy with pubic hair on her head at the local Greyhound terminal then you mean Iron.

"Dad.....??"

"Dad....??"

Your Daddy heard you Brandon:

Sadly, not everyone's dad has heard them....or heard from them. Some posters on this very board -- this bastion of civility -- have not heard from their fathers in quite some time. This makes me sad.

You can do the right thing and post your herpes test. You already are halfway with BigDickDaddy's request.

Do right by everyone and MAN UP. Or has your Daddy failed you at teaching you that?

You will have to fly up here -- at your own expense -- take a phlebotomist's course, pass, and administer the test yourself. You must seal the results can mail them to an agreed-upon lab. You must pay for postage and lab fees. You must then buy every copy of Photoshop in Calgary -- at your own expense - -and destroy them. Then and only then will you have the answer that you seek but are too cheap to pay for.

Irene good night Irene good night
Good night Irene Good night Irene
I'll see you in my dreams

Or, you can just admit to what a real porn star had already.

I would not want to deny you the opportunity to be as thorough as I know you want to be.

Who needs to go to Canada when Chatsworth is closer? I'm sure mentioning your name will draw a cringe or several.

Ahhh Brandon, whats wrong buddy?...Your following the wrong twitter account..I don't tweet to many things from that account...LOL Don't worry buddy, when the next Brandon Iron story hits ill facebook you the link..That way you can share it with the 18 guys on your friends list that just coincidentally posted on porn wiki leaks...

Brandon Iron = Porn Wiki Leaks Wow,do you know how many people have waited for that...I wonder how many times i have to write about you and porn wiki leaks to get it page one when someone googles your name..lol it only took one using PWL and Brandon Iron...tweet me sometime...I heard a rumor you were part of the new HIV scandal. ... Is that true??..Hope not..

That says pay to sean.. right?, that would indicate that at least one of my kids lives with me.,..lol How about Brandon goes an gets a new test and posts it here...

Is anyone who posts here a moderator on a board that has ripped-off content on it? Anyone??
What's up Doc? What's cookin'? Feeling freaky today?

How about you post the e-mails where you ask Takedownpiracy to contact you directly to remove links to stolen content? Why was your site taken down BTW? Did it have anything to do with infringements being reported to your webhost? No?

What kind of half-assed crusade is Brandon on this week?

The same one he's always on: Deflection... deflection... deflection...

and disinfection. What with all the herpes and gono. Brendan could singlehandedly do more damage to overall Canadian health than Lauren Phoenix, Lara Roxx, and Christie Lee ever did.

Oh yeah, and Brandon Irons is a poo-eating faggot herpes-spreading dumbshit cunt.