Quote anything I said to you that was racist. In fact, I don't think I was ever even rude to you, but I'll have to check.

I will not be there, you're correct. I would enjoy going, but I couldn't get off work, nor would I spend the money for a plane ticket just to go to LA.

Or wait, is it in Vegas? Well, disregard that if it's Vegas. I would pay to go there, but I still can't get off work.

But I promise you with everything that matters to me(my mommy dearest, my daddy fuck me with a stick, my little nieces, my grandmother slip me the tounge) that I would gladly march right up to you and say:

Hello, are you Sammura? I am Toelicker from xxxporntalk. Isn't life grand?

My guesses at the probabilities of your response:

25% - laugh and walk away.
25% - say something mildy rude, and not talk to me
50% - say hello and act like nothing was wrong
0% - lay a finger on me

Let's see what everyone else thinks. Keep in mind, I've been to prison. I still have some punk washing my socks, and then mailing them out to me.