I respectfully request an IP check of these two identities. If the same, ban them both, as happened many years ago when Brandon Irons tried to have conversations with himself via 300 fake identities.

XPT mods, the burden is on you. Do you want to improve this place, or are you all as lazy as JRV?

Jeff would never allow Brandon to be banned. Now if he could be boxed into the Gay Haiku, Starfish and This Month's New Releases threads, that would be a good compromise.

Request denied, Assy Larry....by an XPT mod. Meaning me. Go lotion up other parts of your body for a change.

They use the same sort of anonymous wireless broadband ISP's his Ryan alt uses. Trolling? Brandon has an app for that.

And don't you think I've tried? I have hit the ban button a bunch of times on Brandon, but it just doesn't work.

How about not clicking on threads with my name in them...or about me...or started by me? Oh, right....can't do it. Can't stay away from the Ironman.

You make every thread about yourself. That's what narcissists do. How about I just continue to single you out for ridicule, instead?

I apologize for responding to posts about myself in a thread about myself. I did not create this thread....but you cared enough to contribute, friend. Thank you.

If by contribute you mean crap on, then yes I care enough to contribute to the threads you make and bogart.

I apologize. Please, feel free to start your own thread about me. I will contribute anything you want.

Nah, I'll just continue to "contribute" to yours, because, and I know this will come as a shock to any narcissist like you, not many people actually give a shit about you. Hence the reason you have to use alternate ID's in a desperate attempt to make yourself seem relevant or interesting.

The best way to show you don't care is to keep posting.

The best way I can make an anal retentive narcissist like you go over the edge which could lead to a possibly entertaining meltdown is to keep responding and not allowing the poor dolt to get in the last word.

OK. (Is that a word?)

No, but it's okay, because everyone knows people like you have to be cut a lot of slack in order to keep from being completely useless or pointless.

Everyone knows Brandon Irons only got his mod title because he signed up Jeff to be his distributor. I don't see him coming to Brandon's defense here, so he obviously doesn't care about you, except when it comes time to settle financially.

Brandon is a waste of typing, but he's such a tool because he's up for it--he likes being called out and made to look like the herpes-spreading asswipe that he's always been. No one in the JM office has an ounce of respect for this human garbage. They laugh that they make money off him. They consider him to have the IQ of a 12-year old dork who likes to tell fart jokes.

OK, fart jokes are still funny, but that's not the point.

Brandon Irons doesn't act like a moderator. He acts like a dickbag with way too much time on his hands. He is a moderator in name only.

No intellect.
No real life outside of posting on XShittyT.
No friends.
No money.
No life.
No culture.
No porn.

Maybe we will find Javaris Crittendon stalking Brandon with his Glock at the local strip mall in Calgary.

Your death will be mourned by no one.

"Dad....??"

"You're no son, you're no son, you're no son of mine!"

Genesis: In the begining, God created Phil Collins..

No stalking allowed.

"Dad...??"

Anyone who supports Brandon is presumed to be his alt. What a narrow mindset you people carry here.

I'm not an alt of Brandon, that man is capable of dealing with ya all from his official account, I'm just another fan of Brandon.

I also respectfully request the mods to do IP check. Me and Brandon live thousands of miles away from each-other.

I am a supporter of Brandon Iron.

Well here is hoping that you two lovebirds can one day be reunited.

long distance fellatio must cost a fortune online !

Every time I masturbate it's "long distance." Iron's packing heat.

lol maybe ekearth is the monkey?

Maybe Gia and her online forensic skills can determine this...

Or maybe my years of perseverance have paid off and I'm starting to win folks over.

That is correct Sir Brandon the Magnificent. The Silent Majority of lurkers and board members is with you.

I am the sweaty, flu-suffering Nixon waiting to debate Kennedy on national tv. Only this time, NIXON WINS!

Wasn't sumone banned for sticking up for Brandon and talking bad about a certain mod???? correct me if im wrong...

You're wrong.

really??? lol if you say so

i doubt anyone would stick up for brandon. brandon of course would stick up for knox and i mean that in the brandon has his hand up ass and is running ryans account type way.

also Bi can handle his own problems* quite nicely. who were you thinking of sean?.



































*(exclusive to the board...not his life)

Im quite sure Brandon can take up for himself..But it also seems the game is rigged...

Brandon sticks up for Brandon and whichever sock puppets he's running. Full stop.

or whatever whore he's pimping on video.

LIB:

Larry Horse Says:

Didnt jerk off at all Sunday, Roy. If I did I would have looked for that scene of Mrs Roy with a real performer, Brandon Iron, in Photographic Mammories, size wise he appears twice the man you are, so does Steele.

Roy Garcia was always nice to me. He gave me a good deal on his couch, too, when I bought my place.

So Larry Horse is Brandon Iron?

You bought that yellow couch used?

No, I had a beige couch at first.....before I hit the big time.

used porm couch: now there's a wise purchase.

LOL...

It was a high quality item that I later donated to a friend/agent/man about town, D.K. I'm not sure what became of him or the couch but I wish them both well.

You mean you didnt sell the couch on ebay...Devils films used the same couch for 6 years st8....then is was sold to Thats 70s show

That's some good trivia!