Panzer Panzer filthy Jew
Hairy, smelly, big belly too.
Hoards his money,
and dresses funny,
but makes the lady boys squeal and coo.

While on his way to the Stampede,
Brandon took some time to do a deed.
His wallet was slim,
he blew a cowboy named Jim,
and and swallowed a mouthful of seed.

Tatty that was awesome! Quite talented

Why is it the least talented people can only parrot the work of others instead of contributing in a meaningful way? I don't wanna corndog. I wanna see some talent.

Then stop trolling the bus stops and pay for a whore whse teeth arent mangled.

Those teeth, sir, were used to chew the food that was put in her mouth thanks to one generous producer who saw a need and met it. We applaud you, incisors! Bravo, bi-cuspids! More, molars!

There you go again, shifting your burdens unto your producers. You're a fucking crybaby.

Miss the PXP Mobile much?

thx jb and corn.

There once was a midget named Brandon
I thought he was sittin but he was standin
He got deported
His efforts were thwarted
To keep his infections expanding

There once was a man from the midwest
Who won Brandon Iron's dumb contest
Much strain to his eyes
For some lousy prize
Which he has not received he does protest

ha the last two are pretty fine!

I AM THE PRODUCER! I am referring to myself in the third person. Bo knows football. Brandon knows porn. Try to follow.

Moron Boy: You'll have a different one to write soon, I hope.

If Moron Boy reviews it here, does that count as one shill?

a year ago today

she left and went away

so far a 15k fight

with no end in sight

that is all I have to say

I'm gonna give this a shot.


From Chatsworth, LA to Niagra Falls
Brandon and JoeBlow dangled their balls
The whores ran and hid
cause they couldn't be rid
of herpes and cheap mustard walls

^^^^^Dude gets a bonus point for working in mustard.

He's XPT cancer from morn' until eve
The shit that he pulls is tough to believe
With Valtrex in hand
his alt ID's banned
he refuses to take a reprieve

There was a short, balding Canuck
His porn career ran out of luck
With him fanbois would play
On this board night and day
And I find it boring as fuck

As if CoverMyFace just wasn't enough
he darkened our doorstep with I love it rough
Whores getting slapped by pale limp-dicked rubes
trying in vain to suck in their moobs
dear God, who watches this stuff?

Half-wits with no rhyme and less reason
Have no clue what's the time or the season
Can't follow the meter
They all take saltpeter
So fat when they jerk they start wheezin'

You obviously have no clue what a limerick is. Not surprising, you live with your parents, make chump change begging for bukkake gigs, and smoke meth until no one on this board understands what you are saying.

About right, eh puke-boy?

It is suprising that I live with my parents. I was the last to know...Puke boy, that one'll stick i'm sure...I'm into speed balling these days btw, no more meth for me. You should try it, might give you an original presence here. Set yourself apart from the other no-life nerds and men that cant even get laid.

No one cares about Ashy Larry
Can't grow beards but his balls are hairy
Useless and boring
His posts get us snoring
Sucks cock like Mary Carey

From his avatar, Ashy Larry looks like a midget and I think Brandon didnot give him a chance to star in one of his super-hit movies that's why he is Upset.

So, was it worth it?