I was flipping through stations earlier today and saw Gov. Christie at a press conference. He was surrounded by other officials and was apparently talking about hurricane preparations. I had the TV on mute so I don't know the specifics but the text at the bottom of the screen said...

Gov. Christie: A million people have evacuated the Jersey Shore.

All I could think of was that later today the Governor of Pennsylvania would be holding a press conference announcing that millions of people have been evacuated from east Pennsylvania in preparation of the invasion of Guidos and Stellas fleeing Hurricane Irene.