It's funny what gets in some people's heads, isn't it? I'm begging you to watch the last 10 minutes of American Beauty and see if anything strikes a chord with you.

I've told the story so many times, the ending of it bears repeating. I eventually did get to work with the Penthouse model who refused to work with me. It was a photo shoot for Earl Miller. It was a threeway with Envy and I took great satisfaction in guiding the Penthouse model's head towards my dick and ignoring her.

Now it's time to ignore you. Knowing you, there's a reply coming, Col. Fitts.