Stick with what you're good at: looking up men online. You may also want to try Playgirl.com and Hunksonyourbunk.com. Yes, yes...we understand. You read Men's Fitness for the...uh...articles.

Now, listen. I applied to be a car jockey at Avis Rent-A-Car today. Who is willing to be a reference for me? Remember to say I'm hardworking, honest, and will in no way use the cars to cruise for dates in the Forest Lawn area. If you haven't visited Calgary, there are many pawn shops along 17th Avenue SE where ladies stroll by in jean shorts and high heels. I got $12 for a tv at a place called Cash Converters recently.