Ladies and gentlemen...

We have just been offered...

Are you sitting down for this?

A TELEVISION SHOW.

Yes, you heard it right.

A TELEVISION SHOW.

I am not at liberty to discuss this right now, but this is truly amazing.

We still haven't signed a contract yet, so we are still listening to offers.

Wow.

Maybe this ad did work after all?

We'll see.

When you all find out out who made the offer, you will be stunned.

Stay tuned.

Maybe dreams really do come true.

Like I said...we are still listening to offers, so if you've got a better one...let it rip.

We are in shock.

Michael