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#526400 - 08/05/11 01:55 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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J.B.
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Why is Brandon Irons a moderator here? Well, you remember how we were prohibited for two years from mentioning the Donkey because Tony got intimidated by his constant calls to the JM office? Kinda the same thing.
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#526407 - 08/05/11 03:18 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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J.B.
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Wait>.. Who got intimated by Donkey?? you guys need to hook me up with a link..Since PWL went away your traffic is up... Tony Malice. The guy who used to run this board. This was a couple of years ago. The Donkey flooded the JM phones with angry messages b/c he couldn't handle being criticized. So, proving he didn't have a set, Tony decided that he'd ban ALL discussion of the Donkey, rather than placing a call to the po-po. This, BTW, was why Felt was created. At the time, Tony was still here and the mere mention of the Donkey was still technically a bannable offence. Even when they went after one of our own. Tony's a Good guy, don't get me wrong, but he really was the Neville Chamberlain of the Donkey War. Anyway, after he departed for greener pastures, the main reason I kept up the "Felt" character was because Donkey, Joe Blow, et al, were utterly convinced I was Spiegler. They were so adamant about that point that it became a huge joke. Hell, even Chuck got it from the very beginning. Yet, there he was, insisting time and again I was Spiegs, as if the guy would create an alt with the same first name. I suppose it never occurred to him to hit google. Anyway, Sean, I know I told you large parts of this a while ago. That's just for the record and for those who might not have known.
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#526427 - 08/05/11 05:05 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I missed Brandon too. Then I reloaded and when I looked back through my sights he had disappeared. Damn those little people move fast.
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#526463 - 08/05/11 06:25 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Straight For Pay
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 911
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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I'm being recruited by several message boards to moderate elsewhere. I am very much in demand. Once those boards realize what you are (a spineless twerp) they will also abandon all support for you. Maybe you, Joe and Donald can stage a little reunion tour, just like old times.
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#526553 - 08/06/11 07:04 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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Wait>.. Who got intimated by Donkey?? you guys need to hook me up with a link..Since PWL went away your traffic is up... Tony Malice. The guy who used to run this board. This was a couple of years ago. The Donkey flooded the JM phones with angry messages b/c he couldn't handle being criticized. So, proving he didn't have a set, Tony decided that he'd ban ALL discussion of the Donkey, rather than placing a call to the po-po. This, BTW, was why Felt was created. At the time, Tony was still here and the mere mention of the Donkey was still technically a bannable offence. Even when they went after one of our own. Tony's a Good guy, don't get me wrong, but he really was the Neville Chamberlain of the Donkey War. Anyway, after he departed for greener pastures, the main reason I kept up the "Felt" character was because Donkey, Joe Blow, et al, were utterly convinced I was Spiegler. They were so adamant about that point that it became a huge joke. Hell, even Chuck got it from the very beginning. Yet, there he was, insisting time and again I was Spiegs, as if the guy would create an alt with the same first name. I suppose it never occurred to him to hit google. Anyway, Sean, I know I told you large parts of this a while ago. That's just for the record and for those who might not have known. I always assumed that the DL ban was the result of Jeff taking every precaution after the five-star case.
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#526813 - 08/10/11 04:08 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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I saw a couple of Slap Happy scenes ages ago. I thought it was some of the cheapest, most hackneyed porn made by some amateur wannabe. Not surprised to find out it was Brandon behind it.
FYI, I didn't pay for viewing it either. I wouldn't spend a dime for that shite.
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#526817 - 08/10/11 04:40 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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I saw a couple of Slap Happy scenes ages ago. I thought it was some of the cheapest, most hackneyed porn made by some amateur wannabe. Not surprised to find out it was Brandon behind it.
FYI, I didn't pay for viewing it either. I wouldn't spend a dime for that shite. Another reason Brandon Irons is a complete tool. He got his ass hammered by the porn world for making abusive scenes, and was forced to give it up. Then he blasted JeffMike for making porn that was too rough. But then again, Brandon Irons approves of rape and eats shit, so this should come as no surprise.
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#526819 - 08/10/11 05:01 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Brandon's Napoleon Complex seems to only apply with women. He must have his buddy Germy on speed dial.
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#526842 - 08/11/11 12:41 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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brandon you live in canada and have never used oshean from oshean.com.why?damn munchkin.
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#526915 - 08/12/11 03:03 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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All your trolls.
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#527230 - 08/16/11 11:08 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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Brandon Irons porno is so out-of-date, the "latest" release from his line distributed by JM came out last week. Only problem is...PXP put out the exact same video in 2006. It must be an impressive video, though. The limp dicks in this pablum include: Steve "I eat cum for money" Holmes Germey "fag-hag" Steele Kyle "meeth" Stone some douchebag named Dildo Gomez. Guess he doesn't think very highly of his own dick. Some stumblefuck using the name "Faceblaster." A sure sign he will never get near a PW's vagina. And of course Ryan "broccoli boy" Knox. Karina Kay was a decent whore--she was smart enough to never fuck a spearchukker. But I can't help but think, when she saw the male lack of talent, she didn't just say, "And I could have gone to secretary school." 
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#527261 - 08/17/11 09:51 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Picking your porn based on the dudes in it?
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#527267 - 08/17/11 10:06 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Can't have em deliver Moron Boy's DVD though, you douche.
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#527271 - 08/17/11 10:17 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I tell you what. You send him the DVD, what was it, a Half Her Age? or a Perverted Planet?, and I'll shill your crap w/posts on 3 sites. I'll PM you the links as proof. You love shameless plugs, this should get you motivated.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#527288 - 08/17/11 11:21 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Wow, cool. When he receives it, and tells me, I'll get to shilling.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#527308 - 08/17/11 05:12 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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J.B.
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No, no, no. It's Brando Baggins' responsibility to attend to this and now you're allowing him to abrogate his responsibility by permitting him to foist it upon Jeff. Make him live up to his obligations.
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#527316 - 08/17/11 06:18 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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J.B.
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Yeah, ICE made sure of that, didn't they?
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#527317 - 08/17/11 06:47 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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#527319 - 08/17/11 06:49 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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lol i read that as wong.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#527323 - 08/17/11 08:39 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Jeff more than likely gonna take it outta Brandon's cut. I'm all about Moron Boy being made whole in the situation. How Brandon accomplishes it isn't my concern.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#527334 - 08/18/11 12:06 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Fucking hell, it's a Brandon Iron DVD. Moron Boy can buy a 3 pack of Brandon's shit for 5 bucks while purchasing a new meth pipe.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#527374 - 08/18/11 12:25 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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According to Wikipedia, Canadians not eligible for that.
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#527378 - 08/18/11 12:41 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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#527384 - 08/18/11 01:37 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It wasn't ICE that deported Brando, it was the CDC.
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#527387 - 08/18/11 03:42 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^Now that's some funny shit ! ^
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#527389 - 08/18/11 03:49 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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J.B.
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It wasn't ICE that deported Brando, it was the CDC. If that's true, then Obama's done at least one thing right when it comes to health care.
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#527390 - 08/18/11 03:53 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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They probably wore Level 4/Type 6 hazmat suits while they were at it ... with all the poop flying and all.
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#527536 - 08/20/11 06:26 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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That's not Yellowstone, that's Yosemite you hoser.
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#527607 - 08/20/11 06:02 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Pamela Peeks.
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#527610 - 08/20/11 06:05 PM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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J.B.
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Could you imagine an update of that horrible '60s sci-fi movie with Rosie Grier as the death-row con who gets Ray Milland's head attached with Brando and Pamela?
And, by "imagine" I mean can someone 'shop it?
Edited by J.B. (08/20/11 06:07 PM)
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#527728 - 08/22/11 05:16 AM
Re: I Miss Brandon
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You'll need to find Mr. Peabody and his Wayback Machine to get there.
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