Ah, Willie D's alt. How's life moderating planetsuzy these days? Enjoy ripping off producers? You've got Brazzers-sized balls, man.

Nobody cares.

Oooops...busted!
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.8c1679d03ff42431ed3c880cf121d5ae.f1&show_article=1

Actually, some producers do. You should ask a few sometime.

They should write their local Congress person then. I'm sure you can send them some clips of your content to see what is being stolen. Slap Happy should go over well with the Female politicians, Right or Left wing.

Pirate points finger at producer: "HE'S THE BAD GUY!!"

And your whining is gonna achieve what now?

Let a little sunlight in.

And the Brandon Pot is calling the kettle what?

I'm calling for the kettle of boiling water to be taken off the stove and poured over your head.

Aren't you in enough hot water?

Maybe you can send that kettle over to your boy Knox. He can use it for his Ramen noodles and a hot jailhouse style birdbath.

You aren't in quite enough hot water, if you ask me. I'd like to boil your eyebrows off so you look like even more of a dickhead. You're getting close....

Put a few sores on it and it can look like your dick.

You are just begging for a pic. I get it. No need to be so obvious.

Is it gonna be from you Bad Sores of Iron series? That would be another one that would go over big with Bachmann.

Here you go Brandon....

http://www.positivesingles.com/

I think Mr. Bachmann will have bigger issues with someone like you.

I bet Mr. Bachmann would have something to say about 10 naked dudes in a room with their dicks out too.

Leave your roommates out of this, Loads. This is mano-a-mano...just the way you like it.

Says the guy who crosses swords with mopes during group scenes and has to stand on furniture so he's tall enough to get a blow job.

Careful, Fiend. A little bird has been telling me about the characters of some of the characters around here. Turns out some accusing others of having alts are nothing but alt posters themselves. Even worse, one -- cough, cough -- Willie D, is nothing more than a supermod on a file sharing board ripping off everyone who makes their living in porn.

When will wikileaks evolve to the point where porn's scum beneath the scum be exposed? How about now?

I think "active" producers are more concerned at this moment with the current HIV scare.

Also, from that GFY thread about it, a nice quote:

All hail Willie D, King of the Pirates!

All hate Brandon Iron, the leader of the lollipop guild

You know what you do to lollipops, don't you?

"Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife
I feel like I'm in the prime of my life."

The tattoo of these words of wisdom was good enough for Lindsay Lohan. They are good enough for me, too. Sorry, Fiend. Your knife is too dull. Just like your posts.

Why am I not surprised that Brandon is taking advice from someone who's repeatedly been jailed?

Brandon is fascinated by young girls with fucked up lives. It makes it easier for him to force drugs and alcohol on them when they turn 18.

[Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead]
Bluto: Holy shit!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: Holy shit!
[D-Day checks the gun]
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: Holy shit!

Pray for blanks, chase. Pray.

If he really wanted advice from that ho, it would be about how to pick up better looking women. Hell, even that Ronson chick was twelve times better looking than the skanks from the Dijon Dungeon.

Anyone see the TMZ pic of Ronson after being busted for DUI?

Excuse Jim for that last post, he hasn't taken his beer goggles off in years. Not that BI's women aint skanky, just that Ronson is a tough pill to swallow.

I don't give the girls any pills!!! Quit being such a downer about all these uppers, poppers, lockers, quaaludes, Zanax, Xerox, and Valtrex rumours.

Since Fatman's again on hiatus...

You be the judge:

This





or This

My girl has the brighter smile. Please take that into consideration when voting.

Alright man, I'll give you that one, but I feel bad for Brandon on it. It's like when you buy drugs from a hamburger pimp. You know they aren't gonna be good, but afte you got shot down the last 2 calls you made the jones got to be bad.

Atleast we only have to see the pic. Imagine the poor bastards that were paying for his site, looking forward to the next update and the Toxic Avenger's daughter popped onto their screen.

Nah, maybe a few others, but not that one.

Brandon is the Tawana Brawley of copyright infringement.

Nobahdi manipsnates me.

Brandon probably has a bunch of old porn VHS tapes that he dubbed over in SP borrowed from his buddies, so he can store 8 hours of video on them.

But no, he never stole any porn, ever.

Yes, and that was when he was supposedly thriving in the dungeon.

Way to go, Leigh Malvo! You won, babe! You're a winner!

Hey Brandon, did your dick wear a clean spot on her tongue, or did your toxic load burn the funk off it?

Looks like Branson, MO has nothing better to do than bump threads with crime scene pics.

Jerk: Leigh Malvo was not that funky to begin with. She did the horizontal mambo before doing The Shuffle out the door. She is a wonderful person and I'm a better man for having met her. Leigh Malvo. Exclusive to www.loadmymouth.com.

'Loads: Your name conjures up all the zip codes for misery: 63960 (Acornridge) to 63670 (Zell).

I was bumping the thread because my exclusive talent won the voting contest by defeating the former lover of celebrity Lindsay Lohan. It's Leigh Malvo's time to shine!

Just remember, please, that Lee Malvo is a spree killer who was involved with the Beltway sniper attacks back in 2002. Leigh Malvo is only guilty of stealing hearts.

Brandon Iron's pics look like a slaughter house killing floor. I see the correlation of his gay assed performer name now.

You are always a keen observer of things pointed out to you.

It's a step up from all those neighborhood cats you killed as a teenager.

Those fires and started by the cats. I can prove it.