there aren't many people who can produce gems in 140 characters and when you look at the most followed it's all celebrities and prostitutes sharing moments of forced candidness with bizarre punctuation and rampant insincerity but you sign up for this shit to read on the subway for the occasional iphone self portait of a girl you don't know trying to get her name out there and build a profile but they can't dollarize shit so they pretend that you matter and you pretend that they matter and this is your life and it's slipping away.
Hey whoa, twit, you think you are preparing your minnows for manhood you better think again, hey, whoa