Dude, this will be worse than that time I couldn't get a hairy Iranian nurse to give me my morphine prn. I ended up sticking my finger down my throat and puking on her desk. She had me put in six point restraints and turned down the air conditioner to ice fucking cold.

I just lay there sick, in a pool of urine, vomit and feces . . . waiting . . . . . . waiting . . . . . . waiting . . . . .

That was child play waiting compared to xxxporntalk being out of reach. I just hope I can sleep through most of it.